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The JumpSnap: Holy Taco’s Indispensible Product of the Week

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If you’re like the Holy Taco staff, you shun light and have not known the gentle touch of another. But probably you also look like you were loosely assembled form marshmallow fluff and stubble. You need to work out. But man, working out is such …

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What if Vince the Slap Chop Guy Was a Priest?

What if Vince the Slap Chop Guy Was a Priest?

Hey, it’s Vince, welcome one and all. The subject of today’s sermon, you’re gonna love this, it’s sin. Look at this, it’s the Bible, it’s like, pages of it, pages of sin, you got your Sodom, your Gomorrah, your…

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Make Your Dog Look Like An Idiot!

Make Your Dog Look Like An Idiot!

  I didn’t think that anything could top sweaters in the dog-being-humiliated-by-a-human category, but they’ve found a way to top it. This same idea could be applied to babies, too. After all, diapers are expensive.   25 Hotte…

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Now There’s No Reason For Anyone To Be Fat

Now There’s No Reason For Anyone To Be Fat

  The next time some enormous tub of shit starts whining about his "thyroid gland" or his "low metabolism," hand him a Slim Suit and tell him that if he’s not skinny in four hours, you’re taking away all his Arb…

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