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6 Saddest Places Penises Have Had to be Freed From

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The penis is the strangest animal you’ll ever meet. It stands proud when it’s happy, shrinks like a fearful puppy when it’s scared or cold and it also humps stuff. All kinds of stuff. And not just normal stuff like other people or Fleshlights, bu…

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6 Unceremonious Ways to End a Sexual Encounter

posted 08/15/2012
by Ian Fortey

So, you’ve decided to have sex. Please tell me what it’s like. But also, be wary! As it happens, not all sex can be as glamorous as what you’ve seen in Willem Dafoe movies. As it happens, sometimes sex doesn’t follow a script and then something …

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The Morning Jolt – The Beer Opener

posted 10/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

If there’s a better way to open a beer, I haven’t seen it

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

posted 02/21/2011
by Ian Fortey

Kid Destroys Back On Pool Deck – Watch more Funny Videos You know what’s overrated? Spines.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

posted 02/18/2011
by Ian Fortey

Kid Gets Owned By Planet Earth – Watch more Funny Videos He’s got the whole world, on his face. Also ha! That kid got owned.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

posted 12/29/2010
by Ian Fortey

Guy Accidentally Dumps His Girl On Sidewalk – Watch more Funny Videos This is how you totally wreck your girlfriend, in the absolute literal sense.

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Searching the NEISS Database is Awesome

posted 11/03/2010
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The internet is full of wonderful, time consuming jems. But we’re willing to go out on a limb here and say that few of those internet jems are as bright and shiny as the one we’re about to present to you. You see, there’s t…

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Now You Too Can Crack Justin Bieber in the Head

posted 08/17/2010
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You know how you laughed really hard when you heard someone winged Justin Bieber in the head at a concert recently? And how, even though taking joy in the pain of another is perverse and wrong, this wa sstill somehow not just right, bu…

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The Most Awesome Intentional Nutshots

posted 07/30/2010
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6 Reasons Men Have Removed Their Manhood

posted 07/01/2010
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This is a guest article by Paul K Pickett, who removed his junk on a dare last year. Sorry, dude. Every day, worldwide, thousands of penis jokes are made. Every second, you can count on at least one guy, somewhere, placing an object of some …

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People Getting Severely Injured at Work

posted 07/07/2009
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It Only Takes a Second – Watch more Funny Videos We recently read this story, about a guy who accidentally cut his own penis off with a saw. That got us thinking about two things: safety in the workplace, and what it would be like…

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6 Saddest Places Penises Have Had to be Freed From

6 Unceremonious Ways to End a Sexual Encounter

The Morning Jolt – The Beer Opener

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Searching the NEISS Database is Awesome

Now You Too Can Crack Justin Bieber in the Head

The Most Awesome Intentional Nutshots

6 Reasons Men Have Removed Their Manhood

People Getting Severely Injured at Work

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