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I’m a Grown Man Dressed As Lady Liberty

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by Jim Tews

Look at me dance, y’all. I need you to see me. I do whatever and say whatever I want, because I’ve got this Lady Liberty head covering my real head. Get your taxes done here, stupid. Y’all are stupid. I could say that out loud and…

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The Inner Monologue Of The Kentucky Man Who Left His Baby At The Grocery Store

posted 12/01/2011
by Jim Tews

Oh Jesus. Ok. I need to double check this stupid list before I check-out… Eggs. Right there. Milk. There. Two bags of frozen mixed vegetables, one large bag of rice, the steaks. Ok, check, check and check. Everything looks to be here. Got the…

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Inner Monologue of A Bunch of People During The State of the Union

posted 01/26/2011
by Luis Prada

Inner Monologue of A Bunch of People During The State of the Union

Last night the airwaves were taken over by our president and bunch of people that look like that’d rather be somewhere else. We call this the State of the Union address. It’s an event filled with random cutaways to politicians that have no idea the…

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The Inner Monologue of Axl Rose at an Arby’s

posted 01/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

Mmm, Arby-Q. That looks good. What is that, some kind of sauce? Is it like barbecue sauce? Arby-Q, barbecue…oh, I get it. It’s like a barbecue sandwich. Only, because I’m at Arby’s, it’s called an Arby-Q. That’s clever. I could put that in …

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Inner-Monologue Of A Guy At His Girlfriend’s Friend’s Graduation Party

posted 06/08/2009
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When can I eat the food? Why is no one eating it yet, it’s out there, it’s been laid out, and no one’s touching it. Why the f*&k would you put food out on a table, and then not serve it? It’s buf…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Walking By a School and Getting Yelled at by a Kid

posted 05/28/2009
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What the —- did that kid just call me a homo? That kid’s like 7 years old! I can’t just let someone call me a homo, even if he’s only 7. I mean, I don’t care what that kid thinks of me.&n…

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Inner Monologue Of A Guy In His Car When Sheryl Crow’s “Strong Enough To Be My Man” Comes On The Radio

posted 05/21/2009
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Is this? Oh man, I love this song. I mean, I don’t love this song, but you know, Sheryl Crow is a talented guitar player. It doesn’t make me gay to say that, that’s just sort of fact that everybody thinks. …

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I’m a Grown Man Dressed As Lady Liberty

The Inner Monologue Of The Kentucky Man Who Left His Baby At The Grocery Store

Inner Monologue of A Bunch of People During The State of the Union

The Inner Monologue of Axl Rose at an Arby’s

Inner-Monologue Of A Guy At His Girlfriend’s Friend’s Graduation Party

Inner Monologue of a Guy Walking By a School and Getting Yelled at by a Kid

Inner Monologue Of A Guy In His Car When Sheryl Crow’s “Strong Enough To Be My Man” Comes On The Radio

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