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The Juggalo Blues

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25 Ridiculous Juggalos

25 Ridiculous Juggalos

The FBI recently declared the Juggalos a gang on par with Bloods, Crips and Get-A-Long, probably because of their nefarious ties to Faygo. Say what you will about these kids, apparently the only violent acts they commit are against Tila Tequila, a…

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The Headlines You’ll Read The Day After Charlie Sheen Makes An Appearance at the Gathering of the Juggalos

Charlie Sheen Juggalos

That descriptive title above says it all. Charlie Sheen, the man that reached the status of ultra-famous by taking on the qualities of the coolest patient at the sanitarium, will, for some reason, join forces with the Insane Clown Posse and essenti…

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Get Ready To Be Charitable With The Insane Clown Posse

Get Ready To Be Charitable With The Insane Clown Posse

ICP has become a bit of a joke. Okay, so a huge joke. And it’s all thanks for the internet, as it did the thing the internet is best at: simply showing us things. That’s all that needed to happen. We all just needed to see the Insane C…

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The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Ho P*ssy Clown

The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Ho P*ssy Clown

If you don’t know how this works, allow us to explain: first, you get yourself a random word from a random word generator. Then, you get yourself a couple of words from a random curse word generator. You mash the two together, plug them in to…

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Tila Tequila Attacked By Juggalos

Tila Tequila Attacked By Juggalos

  Who is Tila Teqila? Don’t think we’re shut ins that have no connection to pop culture or anything. We know who she is, but we want to know who she is in that deeper, philosophical sense. What is her value? What does she have to o…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Spend Christmas With the Cast of Jersey Shore or Insane Clown Posse?

Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Spend Christmas With the Cast of Jersey Shore or Insane Clown Posse?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like if you’d rather spend Christmas with the cast of Jersey Shore, or with Insane Clown Posse.  Here’s what it sounds…

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Little Known Rejection Letters

Little-Known-Rejection-Letters

    We’ve all received rejection letters from colleges, contests and girls.  But you may not be aware that a few organizations that you might not expect also take it upon themselves to send you a letter of rejection.   &nb…

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Taco Belle: Nina Moric

Taco Belle: Nina Moric

Age: 31 Where you’ve seen her: Thanks to the geniuses over at Egotastic, she is the hot girl from Ricky Martin’s “Livin’ La Vida Loca” video. You probably also saw her body in the majority of your wet dreams. Tantalizi…

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