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Why I’m Qualified To Be An Intern For The Wu-Tang Clan

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Dear Wu-Tang Clan, I recently became aware that you are searching for a new office intern. In my own humble opinion, I feel I am the most qualified candidate for the job. I embody every single item on your “What we are looking for” list of desira…

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The Diary of Letterman’s Less-Attractive Intern Revealed!

The Diary of Letterman’s Less-Attractive Intern Revealed!

Eat your cold dead heart out, CNN, because you just got scooped by a couple of idiots.  That’s right: Holy Taco has recently discovered the diary of one of David Letterman’s less-attractive interns:      

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We Force Our Intern to Become a Stand-Up Comedian: Part 3

We Force Our Intern to Become a Stand-Up Comedian: Part 3

  Last week, we introduced you to a new series we’re running, in which we force our intern, Spencer, to become a stand-up comedian.  If you’re just tuning in, check out Part 1 and Part 2.  As you know, Spencer’s ass…

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We Force Our Intern to Become a Stand-Up Comedian: Part 2

We Force Our Intern to Become a Stand-Up Comedian: Part 2

  Earlier this week, we introduced you to a new series we’re running with the Funny People people in which we force our intern, Spencer, to become a stand-up comedian (read Part 1 here).  Spencer has never done stand-up comedy befor…

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