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The Funniest Article Ever Posted In The History of Holy Taco

…would be censored, almost certainly removed, and would possibly cause Holy Taco to be deleted from the internet in a SOPA world because it contained a link to another page on the internet, that contained a funny video from Break or Youtube that its…

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The Morning Jolt: Up Yours SOPA

posted 01/18/2012
by Ian Fortey

This.

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Italian Study Claims Watching Porn May Be Killing Your Sex Drive. From This We Can Infer That Silvio Berlusconi Does Not Watch Porn.

posted 10/24/2011
by Luis Prada

Porn is a vital yet mundane aspect of the average male’s everyday life. For most of the guys I’ve ever met, watching porn is as common as brushing your teeth in the morning or remembering to wear pants when you leave your home. And it’s also as com…

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Christopher Columbus Was Kind of a Douchebag

posted 10/10/2011
by Jim Tews

So most of us Americans are enjoying our federal holiday in honor of the man who “discovered” America, Christopher Columbus. At some point, after you got done thinking that Columbus was some sort hero on an honest mission, you discovere…

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New Zealand Is Trying To Cripple The internet’s Ability To Write Lazy Articles About Weird Baby Names

posted 07/20/2011
by Luis Prada

Go head. Type the words “weird baby names” in to Google and see what happens. If your search results are anything like mine, 0.16 seconds after you hit enter you will receive “about 6,230,000” links, all centered around the weird names parents have…

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Winston Churchill’s Speech Regarding The Internet As a Domain of War

posted 07/19/2011
by Luis Prada

Last week, the Pentagon unveiled a cybersecurity plan that puts the internet right up there alongside the land, sea, and air, as a domain of war. This plan will expand the Department of Defense’s ability to combat any malicious computer hacks from …

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A Quick Word On The Subject of Owling and Planking

posted 07/15/2011
by Luis Prada

Planking started out as something so stupid only idiots were involved. Then, the idiots found out about it and it exploded. It’s everywhere now. NBA stars are doing it. Goddamn Richard Simmons is doing it. It’s reached a critical mass of stupid tha…

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Holy Taco Interview: Humorist and Social Media Critic Brandon Mendelson

posted 05/16/2011
by Luis Prada

If we were to call today’s interviewee a “social media guru” he’d probably track us down and beat us with Ethernet cables. Brandon Mendelson is a humorist and critic of social media, and his first book, titled Social Media is Bullshit, in which he …

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How the Elderly Understand the Internet

posted 05/09/2011
by Ian Fortey

Your parents and grandparents are probably online now and that’s terrifying. Not because they might add you to Facebook or keep emailing you the same message because if they forward it to 10 friends they’ll get a free baked potato at Applebee’s but…

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Label It Hipster. So Everyone Can Avoid It!

posted 03/23/2011
by Jim Tews

Yelp recently added a “hipster” label under it’s atmosphere options. Good call, Yelp. Now those who wish to can avoid such establishments when they don’t feel like being judged, and those who like jeggings and Sally Jesse Ra…

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Honest Sexting: Holy Taco’s Guide To Talking Dirty With Your Thumbs

posted 02/22/2011
by Jim Tews

Fox News recently published this list of most commonly used “sexting” shorthand terms. It’s somewhat accurate, but we can’t help but feel like they missed a few important abbreviations. The ones that are probably used more …

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The Funniest Article Ever Posted In The History of Holy Taco

The Morning Jolt: Up Yours SOPA

Italian Study Claims Watching Porn May Be Killing Your Sex Drive. From This We Can Infer That Silvio Berlusconi Does Not Watch Porn.

Christopher Columbus Was Kind of a Douchebag

Winston Churchill’s Speech Regarding The Internet As a Domain of War

A Quick Word On The Subject of Owling and Planking

How the Elderly Understand the Internet

Label It Hipster. So Everyone Can Avoid It!

Honest Sexting: Holy Taco’s Guide To Talking Dirty With Your Thumbs

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