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25 Things the Internet is Better Than

It’s 2013 and according to recent studies, everyone spends all the time on the internet. Everyone. All the time. Internet. But there’s also this curious notion people have been developing that they need to spend time away from the internet, doing…

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What the Hell is Etsy?

posted 10/17/2012
by Ian Fortey

I’m going to be honest, I work on the internet, I’m on a computer for like 15 hours a day but there’s some shit I still know nothing about in any meaningful way. I have never actually been to SomethingAwful.com. I didn’t know what Gangnam Style or…

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Troll Hunter: Arizona Wants Ban Internet Trolling

posted 04/04/2012
by Luis Prada

Internet trolls suck. Trolls can make the internet really fun. Both of those opinions have some truth to them, like most things in life. So, what does Arizona want to do? Screw’em all and start making it illegal to troll on the internet in any way…

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8 Words You Can’t Say On The Internet In China

posted 03/20/2012
by Luis Prada

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China sounds like a hellhole. Pollution, dictatorship, mass suicides in factories – it’s like a paradise for those that enjoying being oppressed. This hellholiness even bleeds in to China’s internet culture, specifically on Weibo, China’s vers…

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The Funniest Article Ever Posted In The History of Holy Taco

posted 01/18/2012
by Luis Prada

…would be censored, almost certainly removed, and would possibly cause Holy Taco to be deleted from the internet in a SOPA world because it contained a link to another page on the internet, that contained a funny video from Break or Youtube that its…

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The Morning Jolt: Up Yours SOPA

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by Ian Fortey

This.

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Italian Study Claims Watching Porn May Be Killing Your Sex Drive. From This We Can Infer That Silvio Berlusconi Does Not Watch Porn.

posted 10/24/2011
by Luis Prada

Porn is a vital yet mundane aspect of the average male’s everyday life. For most of the guys I’ve ever met, watching porn is as common as brushing your teeth in the morning or remembering to wear pants when you leave your home. And it’s also as com…

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Christopher Columbus Was Kind of a Douchebag

posted 10/10/2011
by Jim Tews

So most of us Americans are enjoying our federal holiday in honor of the man who “discovered” America, Christopher Columbus. At some point, after you got done thinking that Columbus was some sort hero on an honest mission, you discovere…

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New Zealand Is Trying To Cripple The internet’s Ability To Write Lazy Articles About Weird Baby Names

posted 07/20/2011
by Luis Prada

Go head. Type the words “weird baby names” in to Google and see what happens. If your search results are anything like mine, 0.16 seconds after you hit enter you will receive “about 6,230,000” links, all centered around the weird names parents have…

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Winston Churchill’s Speech Regarding The Internet As a Domain of War

posted 07/19/2011
by Luis Prada

Last week, the Pentagon unveiled a cybersecurity plan that puts the internet right up there alongside the land, sea, and air, as a domain of war. This plan will expand the Department of Defense’s ability to combat any malicious computer hacks from …

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A Quick Word On The Subject of Owling and Planking

posted 07/15/2011
by Luis Prada

Planking started out as something so stupid only idiots were involved. Then, the idiots found out about it and it exploded. It’s everywhere now. NBA stars are doing it. Goddamn Richard Simmons is doing it. It’s reached a critical mass of stupid tha…

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25 Things the Internet is Better Than

What the Hell is Etsy?

Troll Hunter: Arizona Wants Ban Internet Trolling

8 Words You Can’t Say On The Internet In China

The Funniest Article Ever Posted In The History of Holy Taco

The Morning Jolt: Up Yours SOPA

Italian Study Claims Watching Porn May Be Killing Your Sex Drive. From This We Can Infer That Silvio Berlusconi Does Not Watch Porn.

Christopher Columbus Was Kind of a Douchebag

Winston Churchill’s Speech Regarding The Internet As a Domain of War

A Quick Word On The Subject of Owling and Planking

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