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Troll Hunter: Arizona Wants Ban Internet Trolling

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Internet trolls suck. Trolls can make the internet really fun. Both of those opinions have some truth to them, like most things in life. So, what does Arizona want to do? Screw’em all and start making it illegal to troll on the internet in any way…

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8 Words You Can’t Say On The Internet In China

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China sounds like a hellhole. Pollution, dictatorship, mass suicides in factories – it’s like a paradise for those that enjoying being oppressed. This hellholiness even bleeds in to China’s internet culture, specifically on Weibo, China’s vers…

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The Funniest Article Ever Posted In The History of Holy Taco

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…would be censored, almost certainly removed, and would possibly cause Holy Taco to be deleted from the internet in a SOPA world because it contained a link to another page on the internet, that contained a funny video from Break or Youtube that its…

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The Morning Jolt: Up Yours SOPA

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Italian Study Claims Watching Porn May Be Killing Your Sex Drive. From This We Can Infer That Silvio Berlusconi Does Not Watch Porn.

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Porn is a vital yet mundane aspect of the average male’s everyday life. For most of the guys I’ve ever met, watching porn is as common as brushing your teeth in the morning or remembering to wear pants when you leave your home. And it’s also as com…

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Christopher Columbus Was Kind of a Douchebag

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So most of us Americans are enjoying our federal holiday in honor of the man who “discovered” America, Christopher Columbus. At some point, after you got done thinking that Columbus was some sort hero on an honest mission, you discovere…

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New Zealand Is Trying To Cripple The internet’s Ability To Write Lazy Articles About Weird Baby Names

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Go head. Type the words “weird baby names” in to Google and see what happens. If your search results are anything like mine, 0.16 seconds after you hit enter you will receive “about 6,230,000” links, all centered around the weird names parents have…

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Winston Churchill’s Speech Regarding The Internet As a Domain of War

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Last week, the Pentagon unveiled a cybersecurity plan that puts the internet right up there alongside the land, sea, and air, as a domain of war. This plan will expand the Department of Defense’s ability to combat any malicious computer hacks from …

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A Quick Word On The Subject of Owling and Planking

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Planking started out as something so stupid only idiots were involved. Then, the idiots found out about it and it exploded. It’s everywhere now. NBA stars are doing it. Goddamn Richard Simmons is doing it. It’s reached a critical mass of stupid tha…

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Holy Taco Interview: Humorist and Social Media Critic Brandon Mendelson

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If we were to call today’s interviewee a “social media guru” he’d probably track us down and beat us with Ethernet cables. Brandon Mendelson is a humorist and critic of social media, and his first book, titled Social Media is Bullshit, in which he …

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How the Elderly Understand the Internet

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Your parents and grandparents are probably online now and that’s terrifying. Not because they might add you to Facebook or keep emailing you the same message because if they forward it to 10 friends they’ll get a free baked potato at Applebee’s but…

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