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Turns Out Everyone Loved the How I Met Your Mother Finale Except You

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Scrolling down the typical Twitter feed, and clicking on the typical pop culture snarksite, you would think How I Met Your Mother had the worst, most ill-received finale since Seinfeld. You would be … wrong. Scientific analysis concludes that …

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Inner Monologue of My Dad Trying To Use Twitter

Inner Monologue of My Dad Trying To Use Twitter

Yeah, that’s right, I’m a modern guy. I got a new portable phone that can get the world wide internet on. I can check my compuserve email whenever I want. I can download my favorite youtubes. And best of all, I can keep in touch with my …

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Bad News: She Has a Virus

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Vagina Perfume?! (TotalProSports)   Censorship Sucks (Manofest)   Drunken Girls of St. Patties Day (Coed)   How To Give The Best Break Up Speech (LemonDrop)   Half Swede, Half Japanese Girls (TheChive)   Hot Chicks Who Fell …

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The Ballad of Beaker

The Ballad of Beaker

  Beaker learns the hard way that the internet is a cruel, cruel mistress.   Marissa Miller Wants Yer Balls (TotalProSports) How To Find Your Dream Job (MadeMan) Nascar Loves Kim K (AllLeftTurns) Awesome David Caruso Memes (ScreenJunkies)…

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If Autotrader Was Honest

If Autotrader Was Honest

Buying a car online is like ordering a phone book prostitute: you’ll never get what you paid for, and you’ll probably get screwed in the end.  It would be a lot easier to shop for cars online if sites like autotrader.com were honest…

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Dream Job

Dream-Job

Hot Chick Greases BF’s Bat at Baseball Game (TotalProSports)   Lexus Brings Sexy Back (MadeMan)   Jimmie Johnson’s New Book (AllLeftTurns)   20 Celeb Fails (ScreenJunkies)   Mike Swick Weighs In (Cagepotato)   20…

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Facebook Bingo

Facebook Bingo

Facebook is starting to become a quagmire of inconvenience.  Unfortunately, most of us still rely on it to manage our lives and (ironically) keep in touch with the rest of the world.  We’ve created this Facebook Bingo Card to give yo…

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Another Internet Commenter Magazine

Another Internet Commenter Magazine

Holy Taco has the best comments section on the entire internet.  We’d gladly pit our commenters against any other site’s commenters in a battle of wits, and they’d easily kick ass and take usernames. That’s why we’…

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It

A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It

Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it’s difficult to determine if you should or shouldn’t jerk off to something.  That’s why we’ve created…

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How To: Pull Off an Internet Hoax

How To: Pull Off an Internet Hoax

Pulling off an internet hoax is a lot like being a stripper.  It can be a good way to make a lot of money, and it’s pretty easy, too.  All kinds of morons have pulled off successful hoaxes in the past, from those rednecks who shot bi…

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If Internet Commenters Had Another Magazine

If Internet Commenters Had Another Magazine

A while back, we created our own Internet Commenter Magazine.  We’ve been talking a lot about internet commenters again, and we felt like it was time for a second edition of Internet Commenter Magazine, as a shout out to our loyal and alw…

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If Internet Commenters Had a Magazine

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We’ve been talking about internet commenters a lot lately, and we decided that the Internet Commenting Community could use (ironically) its own magazine, which might look something like this:  

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