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How To Tuesday: How to Overcome a Hostile Alien Attack

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So you’ve decided not to die at the hands of creepy, tentacle invaders, good for you! If Hollywood is to be believed, and Hollywood is never wrong, then aliens are climbing over each other to get to earth. One in ten of those aliens wants to hug …

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Holy Taco Threatens The World With An Alien Invasion If Humans Don’t Start Focusing More On Space Travel

Holy Taco Threatens The World With An Alien Invasion If Humans Don’t Start Focusing More On Space Travel

  I’m going to die one day. We all are. But me specifically – that’s what I worry about. I could die in 40 years of a heart attack. I could die tomorrow in a freak piano falling incident. Either way, I’m going to die. B…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Alien Invasion, or Alien Abduction?

Drunken Argument Friday: Alien Invasion, or Alien Abduction?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like what would be better: getting invaded by aliens, or getting abducted by them?  Here’s what it sounds like when we do both…

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