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The EZ Baby Saver: The Stupidest Weapon Against Leaving Kids In Hot Cars Ever

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How “colorful rubber” is supposed to equal “oh shit, that babbling ur-human I sired is getting toasty” is beyond me, and nobody can offer a decent answer. This is probably because they’re too busy fawning over this supp…

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5 Ridiculous Flying Machines

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Since the dawn of time man has struggled to punch a bird on its own turf. Chasing down a flightless bird is only funny for the first 20 or so times as they waddle and scramble for safety. But a bird in flight, now that was worthy prey.

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7 Accidental Discoveries That Make Trailer Park Life Suck Less

7 Accidental Discoveries That Make Trailer Park Life Suck Less

This article is by Andy Green, who wants to spread his seed to every trailer park in the South. Science. It has been mankind’s friend for a while now when it’s not making cyborg sex monkeys or mummies that have laser vision. Some of its great…

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