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How to Abuse the New Features of the iPhone 4s

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After ages of speculation, Apple finally made their big announcement that you can cram the iPhone 5 in your Mac hole, you’re getting another iPhone 4. A 4s in fact! The extra s is for “sex.” You know, if you do that with phones. Otherwise it’s f…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Sniping the IPhone 4

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Sniping the IPhone 4

Our friend Richard who has a disturbing access to firearms and explosives took an iPhone 4 out to the desert and did what we’ve all been thinking ever since we got one.

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8 of Our Favorite Autocorrect Fails

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Damn You Autocorrect sure is popular these days, with users submitting their hi-larious images of autocorrect making their innocent chats into raucous and wonky miscommunications that are in no way reminiscent of videos of people “accidentall…

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My Cousin Knows A Guy That Knows A Guy That Works At Apple Who Saw The iPad 2 For A Second!

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Dude, did you hear that rumor about Apple might show off the iPad 2 on March 2nd at some kind of tech conference thing? Yeah, man. And get this: my cousin knows a guy that knows a guy that works at the Apple offices in California how swears he saw …

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Balls Out: The Ballsiest Holy Taco Fan Tribute Contest

Balls Out:  The Ballsiest Holy Taco Fan Tribute Contest

We know you love Holy Taco, a quick glimpse at the comments on any article makes it apparent we’re more loved than Jesus and Buddha riding unicorns down mainstreet tossing out prophylactics and dollar coins. But we need constant validation o…

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How to Impress Women With Your iPhone

How to Impress Women With Your iPhone

  This guest article was written by Dan Seitz, whose iPhone gets more chicks than he does. The latest iPhone has just been debuted at Apple’s Worldwide Developer’s Conference, and it is, of course, smaller, smarter, and sexier than…

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New iPhone 4G Comparison Chart

New iPhone 4G Comparison Chart

This morning, Gizmodo announced that they had gotten their hands on a prototype iPhone 4G that someone left in a bar. Gizmodo’s initial report highlighted some interesting improvements between this new iPhone 4G and the 3Gs, the model thatR…

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Current Event Haiku

Current Event Haiku

There’s a lot going on in the world right now, and it’s really stressing us out.  One of the ways we like to relax is by creating soothing haiku to settle our minds.  That’s why we’ve created these current events ha…

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So Steve Jobs Will Continue Shrinking?

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5 Things That Could Use A Civil Rights Movement

5 Things That Could Use A Civil Rights Movement

A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O’Donnell   Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day.  Everyone is aware of what MLK did for the American Civil Rights Movement of the 1960′s: he was completely responsible for it.  In hono…

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25 Hot Girls With iPhones

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Boobs: There’s an app for that.  

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