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The Future of Douchebag Transportation

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Brace yourselves, people who realize the world is full of other people and resources aren’t infinite, a flying Hummer is in the works! Before you know it, our airspace is going to smell like axe body spray and coconut oil. I can only hope tha…

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6 Things the New Iraq Needs

6 Things the New Iraq Needs

So all our soldiers are back in America now right? Something like that. If not today then soon as we have ended all wars and probably we won’t have another one until those Swedes push us a bit too far. Since 2001, we have brought freedom a…

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HT Exclusive: The Torture Photos that Obama Won’t Release

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There’s been some uproar recently about unpublished torture photos that Barack Obama decided to release, and then changed his mind about.  We managed to get a hold of the pictures, and we don’t really see what all the fuss is about,…

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Iraq’s Littlest Gangsta Gives Adorable Beatdowns

Iraq’s Littlest Gangsta Gives Adorable Beatdowns

Lil Iraqi Gangsta – Watch more free videos People say we’ve done a lot of terrible things to Iraq since our invasion. But, I think this video proves otherwise. As you can see, the fat and sassy children of Iraq have so much freedom and p…

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Jessica Simpson Goes To Iraq

Jessica Simpson Goes To Iraq

War is hell. But hearing Jessica Simpson sing “Take My Breath Away,” definitely is no picnic either. People.com reports: Jessica Simpson took her act on the road Monday , and ended up outside Kuwait City. “I am in Kuwait, I̵…

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