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Turning America Into an Islamofascist Theocracy is Harder Than I Thought

Turning America Into an Islamofascist Theocracy is Harder Than I Thought

By President Barack Hussein Obama Man, oh man; I thought this was going to be a walk in the park. Back in November, 2008, the country was mine for the taking. The press was with me, the people were with me, and as always, my secret cabal of Mujahed…

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The Upside of Morons Burning the Qur’an

The Upside of Morons Burning the Qur’an

Nice Stache! By now you’ve probably heard about Pastor Terry Jones and his plans to burn copies of the Qur’an at his small Florida church on the anniversary of the September 11th attacks. Despite repeated requests to cancel the event, i…

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A Lesson In Cultural Understanding: Islamic Toilet Etiquette

A Lesson In Cultural Understanding: Islamic Toilet Etiquette

During war, America likes to dehumanize its enemies and turn them in to one-dimensional characters. We’re not in that business. We feel everyone one earth is a one-dimensional character that deserves to be mocked mercilessly. But we also feel…

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A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow

A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow

 Flowcharts are a great way to make sense out of confusing scenarios, and there’s no scenario that’s more confusing than trying to figure out what religion you should follow.  That’s why we’ve created this helpful f…

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