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Goth Guitarist Stabbed For “Sounding Evil”

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  This story doesn’t make any sense to me. According to the cbc: A 16-year-old guitarist with Italian gothic metal band Soul Cry is in hospital after bandmates allegedly stabbed him for not playing well enough.   The attack occurred…

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Presidente? Presidente?

Presidente? Presidente?

I have no idea what’s going on here, but I’m guessing it’s not good. And while it’s not good, it still makes me laugh. If anyone knows Italian and has any clue as to what the deal is here, feel free to let us know in the com…

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Sara Varone

Sara Varone

Age: 35 Where you’ve seen her: Sara Varone hosts some game show in Italy. You don’t really need to know that. Her nickname is “sweater kittens.” That’s all you really need to know. Pointless quote: “I have gradua…

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Make Your Dog or Cat Into A Floor Mat!

Make Your Dog or Cat Into A Floor Mat!

If there’s two things I really hate, it’s when I track mud into my house, and when a beloved pet of mine dies. Well, now there’s one answer…for both! That’s right, now you too can enjoy the memories of your beloved d…

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