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Italian Study Claims Watching Porn May Be Killing Your Sex Drive. From This We Can Infer That Silvio Berlusconi Does Not Watch Porn.

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Porn is a vital yet mundane aspect of the average male’s everyday life. For most of the guys I’ve ever met, watching porn is as common as brushing your teeth in the morning or remembering to wear pants when you leave your home. And it’s also as com…

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Jersey Shore Italy: The Italian Nightmare Continues

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Jersey Shore: Italy is here to ruin an entire nation. Italy has put a lot of time and effort into creating and sustaining its present day image as a land of hot women, awesome food and Ginos. And it wasn’t easy to get here, they had to slog a lot …

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The Creation of Fagottini

The Creation of Fagottini

Picture it – Sicily, 1457. A young pasta maker sits in his shop staring blankly at a table strewn with spaghetti, fettuccini, penne and macaroni. And at the head of the table sits rigatoni, the invention of Giuseppe de Medici, the master Pa…

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The Taos Police Blotter Makes Taos Sound Like Fun

The Taos Police Blotter Makes Taos Sound Like Fun

I’ve never been to Taos, New Mexico, but from the looks of their police blotter, it’s a pretty awesome city. They should put this on their tourism pamphlets. How many other cities in the US could boast that Matt Damon controls one of the…

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Sara Varone

Sara Varone

Age: 35 Where you’ve seen her: Sara Varone hosts some game show in Italy. You don’t really need to know that. Her nickname is “sweater kittens.” That’s all you really need to know. Pointless quote: “I have gradua…

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