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Lindsay Lohan’s Prison Diary

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by Jim Tews

Lindsay Lohan headed back to jail for the fifth time recently. It can’t have been all that bad though, she ended up getting released after only five hours. That’s not even enough time to plot an escape. She was thrown in the can again b…

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5 Head Shakingly Sad Reasons for Going to Jail

posted 06/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

5 Head Shakingly Sad Reasons for Going to Jail

Take it from our intern, going to jail is no fun. From delousing to cavity searches to bunking with that guy who always smelled like coleslaw, it’s a bad world not mde for the gentle sensibilities of Holy Taco readers. But before you jaunt off to…

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5 Ways to Improve California Prisons

posted 05/25/2011
by Ian Fortey

The Supreme Court has ruled that California needs to find a way to do something with about 40,000 prisoners who don’t really fit into California prisons. Ideas so far have included shipping them out of state, using private prisons (who the hell ow…

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Lindsay Lohan’s (Latest) Day in Prison

posted 04/25/2011
by Ian Fortey

Lindsay Lohan found herself incarcerated again, which obviously isn’t a surprise as she’s in prison about as often as there are screams in Gary Busey’s head. Even though celebs never seem to spend much time behind bars in a singl…

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Prison Diaries: The Touchy-Feely Flier

posted 01/03/2011
by Jim Tews

This week Rafael Escamilla, a physical therapist from California was arrested for playing with himself on an airplane while sitting next to a high school cheerleader. Long story short, he claimed that he was merely scratching an itch on his junk be…

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A Day In The Life of Prisoner #224584 (aka Lindsay Lohan)

posted 07/12/2010
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If you’re like us, then you, too, are probably wondering why Lindsay Lohan is going to jail. Not because we feel she should be cleared of all charges and be set free, for The Lohan can do no wrong. No; it’s because we, like you, literal…

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I’ll Be Good, I Swear.

posted 08/20/2009
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Nick Hogan Hates His Cell

posted 06/04/2008
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So apparently Nick Hogan hasn’t been adjusting to jail very well. The New York Post reports: ”They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn’t understand how awful jail real…

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Any Winehouse Will NOT Be Attending My Trial

posted 06/01/2008
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You know when you’re at a party and you’re talking to some girl you really want to hook up with, then your friend who’s been drinking since the morning stumbles over and puts his arm around you and is like “Duuuuuude. What…

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Would Amy Winehouse Go To Women’s prison?

posted 04/24/2008
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I’ve seen a couple bar fights in my day, and they usually consist of some shirt ripping, one partially landed punch, and a lot of angry guys both answering and asking questions using only the word “bro.” Never, ever, have I seen …

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Wesley Snipes Goes To Jail

posted 04/23/2008
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Paying taxes really sucks. But hearing another man say “so I’m gonna have sex with you when I want, and in exchange I’ll make sure no one stabs you,” and you saying “Okay, that sounds reasonable,” sucks, like, a…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Prison Diary

5 Head Shakingly Sad Reasons for Going to Jail

5 Ways to Improve California Prisons

Lindsay Lohan’s (Latest) Day in Prison

Prison Diaries: The Touchy-Feely Flier

A Day In The Life of Prisoner #224584 (aka Lindsay Lohan)

I’ll Be Good, I Swear.

Nick Hogan Hates His Cell

Any Winehouse Will NOT Be Attending My Trial

Would Amy Winehouse Go To Women’s prison?

Wesley Snipes Goes To Jail

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