Want To Buy Britney’s Car?

This is what happens when you go bat shit crazy. People.com reports:

A court granted Britney Spears‘ father on Monday the power to “sell or dispose of” an undisclosed number of her seven cars, documents show.

Lawyers for Jamie Spears stated that the cost of maintaining the fleet of vehicles was too expensive and that the sale of “a certain of” her cars “will save substantial expense to the conservatorship estate.

Lawyers also stated that Jamie Spears was “Short on beer money” and that “Strippers don’t tip themselves if ya know whatta I mean.” So of course, who wouldn’t want to own a car previously owned by Britney Spears? Just check out this advertisement on AutoTrader that her dad put up:

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Britney’s Dad Takes The Wheel

Okay, nobody freak out.  Britney’s going to be just fine because you guessed it, daddy is here to help.  See that guy in the Corona shirt up above who looks like he’s trying to find his pants?  That’s daddy.   People.com reports:

Jamie Spears (Brit’s dad) won permission Thursday to maintain control of daughter Britney Spears’ estate until at least March 10, and was granted additional powers over her finances.

Jamie Spears and Andrew Wallet have been overseeing her well-being and her estimated $40 million fortune since Feb 1.

A guy named Andrew Wallet has been helping?  What the hell kind of name is that?  I think that’s what I named my first piggy bank.  No, actually I named him Pig E. Bank.  I’m not joking.   My brother threw it on the ground and then looked at me and said “now it’s Pig E. Broke,” which doesn’t even make sense but still was effective in hurting my feelings.

Anyway, why do I get the feeling when I look at Britney’s dad and hear he’s going to have control of her $40 million dollars that I’m going to see this headline and picture in the newspaper.

MAN BUILDS HOUSE OUT OF CASES OF BEER 

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