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Practical Advice for the Creepy Lovelorn Female Shower Head Guy

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I feel like I can offer this young man some advice on making his relationship work. Even though I’ve never before dated a shower head wearing nothing but a nightie and the face of Satan, I’m going to assume they’re not too differen…

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Hamster Asses, Doorknob Licking, And Other Strange Japanese Obsessions

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I realize that it’s the antithesis of political correctness to make sweeping generalizations about a whole group of people, especially if that generalization tends toward the negative. But man…the Japanese are just plain effing weird.

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Meanwhile, In Japan: BABYMETAL is a Thing You Need to See Now

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What you’re about to see is not only a thing, but a thing that sells out stadiums and has been the No.1 top album on the US, UK and Canada iTunes Heavy Metal chart for weeks now.

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30 Photos of Ai Shinozaki, Insanely Sexy Japanese Model/Singer

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Ai Shinozaki is basically the Japanese Kate Upton, and by that I mean she has massive breasts, a beautiful, doll-like face, and I love to watch her dance even though she can’t dance that well.

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Taking Upskirt Photos of Strangers Is Now Legal in Massachusetts, Apparently

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“Upskirting” is the time-honored practice of pointing a camera under an unsuspecting lady’s skirt and taking a photo. I’m going to assume you guys already knew that.

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SpeechJammer: The Handy Little Device That Can Shut You Up

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Getting people to shut up is one of those wonderful little powers we all wish we had. We’ve all been in a conversation with someone and halfway through realized listening to them speak can be detrimental to our mental health. Or maybe we’ve sat in a…

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These Japanese Fart Scrolls Are The Best Historical Artifacts About Farts You’ll Ever See

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The scrolls go by the name of He-Gassen, which means “Fart Battle,” which is the potential title for a movie that I would pay to watch many times over. The scrolls feature various Japanese men and women attacking each other with farts in ways so uni…

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Meet The Men That Got In To A $3.8 Million Supercar Crash In Japan

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  You know you’re one of life’s true A-holes when a cop surveying the scene of a horrible, multi-car accident on a highway takes one look at the twisted heaps of steel and the shaken men thankful to be alive and, without even a hint of empathy…

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25 Sex Bots

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Robots and sex don’t seem like a natural combo, until you realize mankind is obsessed with boning anything even remotely boneable. Enjoy these sex bots but, you know, not too much.

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Coffin Homes, Capsule Hotels and the Tiny Asian House Epidemic

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Asia is known for square melons, panty-vending machines, food items you wouldn’t taste with someone else’s tongue and all manner of tiny innovations. They have tiny cars and tiny phones and tiny feet (traditionally). And, in case you didn’t know, t…

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Go To Japan If You Want A Butthole On Your Head

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So, like, there’s these people in Japan, right? Not just, like, regular people. They’re weird people. They’re weird by weird standards. Normally if someone tells you that someone else is weird, it’s difficult to believe because everyone has a diffe…

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