You know you’re one of life’s true A-holes when a cop surveying the scene of a horrible, multi-car accident on a highway takes one look at the twisted heaps of steel and the shaken men thankful to be alive and, without even a hint of empathy…
Robots and sex don’t seem like a natural combo, until you realize mankind is obsessed with boning anything even remotely boneable. Enjoy these sex bots but, you know, not too much.
Asia is known for square melons, panty-vending machines, food items you wouldn’t taste with someone else’s tongue and all manner of tiny innovations. They have tiny cars and tiny phones and tiny feet (traditionally). And, in case you didn’t know, t…
So, like, there’s these people in Japan, right? Not just, like, regular people. They’re weird people. They’re weird by weird standards. Normally if someone tells you that someone else is weird, it’s difficult to believe because everyone has a diffe…
It’s only a matter of time before some asshole with an audience tries to exploit last week’s earthquake and tsunami in Japan. Within days (if not hours) of tragedies such as 9-11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Haitian earthquake, morons were busy leve…
Everyone knows Steve Jobs as the man that can charge you absurd prices for technology that is about as necessary as a splinter in your dong, but did you know that he’s apparently also a ninja? And a bad one at that? It’s true! According…
Around the world there are probably hundreds of different brands of toilet paper and most of us only stop to think about toilet paper those 8 times a day when we’re sitting on the can and we need it. When you’re out of it, it’s a…
It’s no secret that within 50 years Asians of all types will be in control of the world. The Chinese will have finally broken America’s legs for not paying our debt in time, the Japanese will have their finger on the button that m…
When the robo-apocalypse goes down, Japan will be ground zero. Everybody knows that. But we used to think that when the machines finally decided to rebel, they would be walking armies of red-eyed murderers, loaded to the teeth with weaponry, and s…
Japan is commonly known to us in the west as the country that’s most like your little cousin that’s really in to making you think it has ADHD. The phrase “Lost In Translation” seems as though it were specifically created for…
Just in time for Valentine’s Day: Japan has introduced the most hi-tech pocket pussy ever. It’s like the Death Star of fake vaginas. It even kind of looks like the Death Star on the flythrough part. They donR…