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SpeechJammer: The Handy Little Device That Can Shut You Up

Getting people to shut up is one of those wonderful little powers we all wish we had. We’ve all been in a conversation with someone and halfway through realized listening to them speak can be detrimental to our mental health. Or maybe we’ve sat in a…

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Of Course Japan Sells This

posted 01/01/2009
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Dear Japan: Please Explain This

posted 12/11/2008
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While on a trip to Japan, a friend of mine decided to visit their version of McDonald’s (because the first thing you want to do when you visit any new country, is see what their fast food joints look like.) So, while he was in there, h…

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Japanese Zookeepers Have Trouble Spotting Polar Bear Penis

posted 11/26/2008
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When my brother was 27, he was living at home and had a job as a dishwasher at a restaurant. My dad set him up on a blind date, so my brother went. When my brother came home we asked him how the date went and he was like "Sh…

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These Monkeys Sling Suds, Not Poop

posted 10/06/2008
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Monkeys working as waiters – Watch more free videos I know we’re at war and we’re one month away from an election, but I just have one unpatriotic question: Why does the USA suck so much? Sure, we have free speech and a shitload of…

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Chinese Restaurant Lets You Know If You’re A Prostitute

posted 06/17/2008
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There are a lot of times when I just want to get something to eat, but before I order a hamburger I often ask myself, “Am I a prostitute?” Well, thankfully this Chinese restaurant has provided a helpful security staff to answer my quest…

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You Can Never Have Enough Instant Replays

posted 04/13/2008
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World Record Dunk – Watch more free videos At first I was all like “Whoa, huh? What happened?” and then, after seeing it 50 times and hearing some guy say “Lok me la sumjuna dwite!” 30 times I was all like “Ooooh,…

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1 in 4 Japanese Couples Don’t Have Sex

posted 03/18/2008
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If you think people in Japan are spending all their time screwing each other, well, you’re wrong. According to fleshbot.com: One-quarter of married couples in Japan have had no sex in the past year, a survey showed. Sex is particularly elusiv…

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Enormous Breasts Help Penal System

posted 03/05/2008
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When you go to a website called WeirdAsianNews.com, you’re just asking for it. So, from WeirdAsianNews.com: Serena Kozakura, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door …

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The Evolution of the Big Mac

posted 02/12/2008
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A few months ago, Japan’s McDonald’s started offering something called a Mega Mac, which is a Big Mac with 4 all-beef patties instead of America’s crappy little two. This new menu item prompted some guy named Takeshi Fukuda to wond…

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SpeechJammer: The Handy Little Device That Can Shut You Up

Of Course Japan Sells This

Dear Japan: Please Explain This

Japanese Zookeepers Have Trouble Spotting Polar Bear Penis

These Monkeys Sling Suds, Not Poop

Chinese Restaurant Lets You Know If You’re A Prostitute

You Can Never Have Enough Instant Replays

1 in 4 Japanese Couples Don’t Have Sex

Enormous Breasts Help Penal System

The Evolution of the Big Mac

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