Japenese Fertility Festival

There are three awesome things about this video that caused me to share it with you. Here they are in no particular order.

1. They’re carrying around a giant hot pink penis like it’s a float in the Macy’s Day Parade. I was surprised and disappointed that the penis wasn’t sponsored by Verizon.
2. Reuters reporter: Could they have found a reporter more uncomfortable in front of the camera? It’s almost as if somebody just off camera is holding a gun to his wife’s head and mouthing “don’t f*&k up. Don’t you f*&k up.” Seriously, I watched the video again for no other reason than to look at his performance.
3. The fat white dude at 1:30. What is he doing there? What is his story? He looks he’s waiting for Bon Jovi to start playing Bad Medicine.

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