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Dental Training Robot

It seems every week another video is released featuring a far-too-realistic robot that was created, presumably, by a person that hates real humans so much that he or she has taken to creating their own robo-army of soulless, dead-eyed friends. Sur…

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25 Completely Inexplicable Moments from Japanese Game Shows

25 Completely Inexplicable Moments from Japanese Game Shows

Nothing on a Japanese game show has ever really broached sense, so you can’t really argue that these pics are out of context. They all happened though, for whatever reason.

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I Shouldn’t Have Take Those Gundam Viagra Pills!

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Japanese Wresting Is Entertaining

Japanese Wresting Is Entertaining

  American wresting has nothing on the stupid sh*t they’re doing in Japan. It’s hard to tell, but I think the giant voodoo Hulkster is winning. Watcha gonna do when the giant stuffed Hulkster runs wild on YOU, Japan?    …

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In Japan, Arnold Schwarzenegger is Even Crazier

In Japan, Arnold Schwarzenegger is Even Crazier

This commercial is part of a series of Japanese ads that’s been around for a while now, and it’s pretty incredible.  From what I can gather, Arnie is on a date with this girl, and then they’re approached by two men, who are ei…

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A Very Normal, Run-Of-The-Mill Japanese Commercial

A Very Normal, Run-Of-The-Mill Japanese Commercial

  I wish Japan was more interesting.

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Asami Konno

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Asami Konno is a famous japanese pop star that feeds every asian fetish any man has ever had at one point.  She’s sung in the group Morning Musume and done a fantastic job creating a portfolio of dirty…

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They Make The Best “Shrimp Fucks The Cabbage” In Town

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Morgan Freeman Is A Super Black Film Star

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There’s a Starfish Hitler In This Video

There’s a Starfish Hitler In This Video

  What the hell am I going to say about "Starfish Hitler" that’s going to add anything at all to this video. I just want to know the writer’s thought process when he wrote:   "INT. FOREST – DAY: A starfish…

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Wendy Makes America Proud

Wendy Makes America Proud

  Normally, the story of a woman wrapping her mouth around a big, thick cylinder and swallowing a large amount of liquid would have some sort of erotic overtones. As you can see, this one does not (thanks a lot, Japan.)   Other crap to lo…

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