January 16th, 2008 | 07:00
According to usmagazine.com, Jared Leto and Ashley Olsen (She’s the the skinny, malnourished, Gollum-looking Olsen. Not the skinny, malnourished, Gol- fuck, they look the same, nevermind) were caught making out.
usmagazine.com reports:
Ashley Olsen, 21, and Jared Leto, 36, turned heads while holding hands at the Art of Elysium gala in L.A.
“They looked like a couple and they were making out,” a witness tells Us.
I think that’s a misquote. I think the witness meant to say:
“They look like a couple of sewer rats making out.”
Seriously, I’m going to show you three pictures, you pick out the two human celebrities.
ashley olsen, Jared leto, Make out
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