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7 Weird Celebrity Baby Names And Their Origins

BlueIvy

Obviously, this article was inspired by Jay-Z and Beyonce’s latest work, Blue Ivy. It’s not a new album or some sort of designer fragrance, it’s a baby. If you didn’t already know this, then you don’t hang around with …

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Holy Taco Congratulates Beyonce and Jay Z

Holy Taco Congratulates Beyonce and Jay Z

Beyonce and Jay-Z are having a baby. Go on, make a joke about it being “Destiny’s Child” everyone else did!

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The Inner Monologue of Lebron James Deciding Which Team to Sign With

The Inner Monologue of Lebron James Deciding Which Team to Sign With

  Decisions, decisions.  I’ve been waiting for this day my entire life, and now, I can’t make up my mind.  My conscious tells me I should stay in Cleveland.  The rest of me tells me that Cleveland is a hell hole that…

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Obama Has Some Dirt On His Shoulder

Obama Has Some Dirt On His Shoulder

I take no political sides here at HolyTaco.com (a prior urinal crapping conviction prohibits me from voting), but this Obama video combines Jay-Z, Ellen Degeneres, Ghostface Killah, Morrissey, Scarlett Johannson‘s boobs, Natalie Portman‘…

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