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7 Weird Celebrity Baby Names And Their Origins

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by Jim Tews

Obviously, this article was inspired by Jay-Z and Beyonce’s latest work, Blue Ivy. It’s not a new album or some sort of designer fragrance, it’s a baby. If you didn’t already know this, then you don’t hang around with …

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Holy Taco Congratulates Beyonce and Jay Z

posted 08/29/2011
by Ian Fortey

Holy Taco Congratulates Beyonce and Jay Z

Beyonce and Jay-Z are having a baby. Go on, make a joke about it being “Destiny’s Child” everyone else did!

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The Inner Monologue of Lebron James Deciding Which Team to Sign With

posted 07/06/2010
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Decisions, decisions. I’ve been waiting for this day my entire life, and now, I can’t make up my mind. My conscious tells me I should stay in Cleveland. The rest of me tells me that Cleveland is a hell hole that…

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Obama Has Some Dirt On His Shoulder

posted 04/21/2008
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I take no political sides here at HolyTaco.com (a prior urinal crapping conviction prohibits me from voting), but this Obama video combines Jay-Z, Ellen Degeneres, Ghostface Killah, Morrissey, Scarlett Johannson‘s boobs, Natalie Portman‘…

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