Jenna Jameson Will Give You Nightmares

Looking at this picture of Jenna Jameson partying at a London Club makes me feel both sad, and old.  It’s like when I watched Michael Jordan play that last season on the Wizards and Rick Fox was d-ing him up.  It’s not right.  Jenna used to be so hot that I’d have an erection before I put her porno in the VCR.  That sentence right there also makes me feel old.  And sad.  What made her age so badly?  The Sun reports that at the club, this happened:

“She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi. But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears.”

You know you want to do cocaine really badly when you’re super hot and you can’t even spend the 10 seconds it takes to make up a decent enough story so that the toilet attendant can at least feel like they’re not totally aiding and abetting drug use.

I still can’t get over this picture of Jenna.  She looks like she walked out of a Pokeman episode.  Watch when I put her head in to a Japanese anime cartoon and tell me that unless you were really paying attention, you would never even notice.

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Jenna Jameson and Aubrey O’Day Are Photogenic

When I first saw this photo of Jenna Jameson and Aubrey O’Day at a Dannity Kane performance I had two questions. 1) Who’s Aubrey O’Day? And 2) What’s a Danity Kane? After some intensive research, it seems that Aubrey O’Day is a singer in a group called Danity Kane. Mystery solved! I feel like Scooby Doo…or Columbo…or Wikipedia. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go back and do some research to make sure I know exactly who Jenna Jameson is.

Courtesy of hollywoodrag.com

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win A Limited Edition Jenna Jameson “Shadow Hunter” Lithograph

OK, nerds. You’ve been waiting for this contest longer than you’ve been waiting for that your crappy mustache to come in. Write a caption for the above photo from Jenna Jameson’s new comic titled Shadow Hunter. The best caption will win a LIMITED EDITION LITHOGRAPH OF SHADOW HUNTER which you can promptly put in a sealed baggy and never look at or touch. A couple runner ups will win a comic. As usual, leave your caption in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email (be sure to leave your email, dumbass.) Check out the trailer for the video here. And check out the cover of the comic below.

See last week’s winners after the jump.

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