62% Disagree with Brad Pitt - It’s Aniston Time

In a huge upset, at least according to the predictions of me and the janitor who works here, 61% of you would rather do Brad Pitt’s ex, even though Brad Pitt’s current looks like the kind of girl you have to worry may rock your world so hard that your penis becomes detached from your body.

Here are real reactions from ACTUAL readers. Thanks to everyone who took the time to comment. I’m leading off with my favorite comment. I have no idea what this means, but I enjoyed it none-the-less.

Lord^afk - Über die Angie Jolie sind schon so komische Typen drüber gerutscht, das geht echt gar nicht mehr…

ZigZag - Been lusting after Jennifer for years, ever since she was in Leprechaun. I’d kiss her pee thing right now if I could.

GetReal - How can Jennifer Aniston be winning right now?!! The poll is titled “who would you rather DO” not “who would you rather date for three years and have long conversations and romantic walks on the beach and bring home to mom and share holidays with” OK? angelina screwed billy bob in a limo, carries vials of blood around her neck and nailed brad pitt in between takes of mr. and mrs. smith, while aniston dated vince vaughn….what’s wrong with you people?

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Aniston Vs. Jolie: Round 1…FIGHT!

This is why Brad Pitt is Brad Pitt and I’m me.  He bangs two incredibly hot chicks and instead of hating him, they hate each other and still want to bang him.   people.com reports:

Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie are among the A-list hosts of this year’s Night Before pre-Oscar Bash.

The press-free charity event promises to be the first time Aniston and Jolie have met since Pitt left Aniston in 2005 and started a family with Jolie a short time later.

Man, I really wish I could see a Rocky IV style training sequence where Aniston is out in the snowy woods splitting logs with an axe and punching sides of meat, while Jolie has all this high tech equipment to train with and some russian scientist is injecting her with HGH while she drinks some power shake.

Here’s what the two fighters had to say. While you read these quotes, imagine the words in bold being said in the middle of a wrestling ring by Hulk Hogan and the Macho Man Randy Savage:

“Jen wants to go but knows it would be a disaster waiting to happen,” an Aniston insider tells Us.

Adding to the pressure: Jolie has said in the past she’d “welcome” a meeting with Aniston.

Hell yeah, let’s get this shit on! Let’s take a look at the fight card:

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