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Lego Makes Frightening Celebrity Lego People

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Lego people are pretty awesome. They’re basically the only toy people that a)allow you to just remove their hair and b) always have their hands cupped in the jerking off position. The latter provided me with literally hundreds of hours of e…

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The Most Overpaid Actors

posted 09/10/2008
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Forbes magazine released a list today of the most overpaid actors. I was surprised to not find the chick who replaced Kelly in the last season of Saved By The Bell the high school years, when they repeated their senior year for some reason. IR…

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posted 07/27/2008
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Age: 36 Where you’ve seen her: Jennifer Garner has appeared in such sophisticated cinema as Dude, Where’s My Car, Pearl Harbor, 13 Going On 30, Daredevil, and Catch and Release. MILF Status: Ben Affleck’s sperm got her all baby…

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Jennifer Garner is a Buttertoe

posted 07/17/2008
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(Via TMZ) You know how everybody hates a part of their body, like say that patch of loose skin shaped like a vagina that runs vertical beside your penis and gets all tingly when the UPS man comes into the office? Just speaking hypothetically, of co…

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Gary Busey Is The Weirdest Weirdo

posted 02/24/2008
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In the world of celebrities, Gary Busey is up there with Pottsy from Happy Days and Huckleberry Hound. Which makes me wonder how he got a ticket to the Oscars. Either way, he made the most of his 10 seconds by harrassing Ryan Seacrest and trying to…

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Lego Makes Frightening Celebrity Lego People

The Most Overpaid Actors

Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner is a Buttertoe

Gary Busey Is The Weirdest Weirdo

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