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8 Things I Hope to See on American Idol

It’s a new season of American Idol and that means . The noteworthy aspect of this season is that the show has been picked apart like the body of the girl who foolishly went topless in a zombie movie. Gone are Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Ellen Dege…

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Jennifer Lopez’s Birthday Blows

posted 07/24/2008
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It’s weird the stuff that makes you feel old. Like, yesterday in my office, I was playing the opening to Growing Pains on youtube, and I turned to the dude next to me, who’s a few years younger, and was like “Show me that smile a…

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posted 07/20/2008
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Age: 38 Where you’ve seen her: Jennifer Lopez used to be all up in your face with her singing, dancing and acting. But now she just hangs out with Skeletor and has babies. MILF status: Back in February J Lo squeezed and pushed until two frate…

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Jennifer Lopez Has Massive Baby Mams

posted 06/25/2008
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Time for a little anatomy lesson. And since I’m no Mr. Wizard, I’m going to keep this simple: Babies need milk. Jennifer Lopez has two babies. Jennifer Lopez has to store the milk for her two babies somewhere. Jennifer Lopez has two boo…

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