When we're not busy pretending to be drunk so that people will excuse our unruly behavior, we like to argue about really stupid things, like what's worse: seeing your grandma naked, or walking in on your dad while he's masturbating? Stupid...
Okay, this is easy. All I have to do is jerk off into a little plastic cup. That's easy. I jerk off into an old t-shirt three times a day. This is no problem. Why am I so nervous? Is there a camera in here? I'd better just make sure....
Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it's difficult to determine if you should or shouldn't jerk off to something. That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to help you determine if you should fap to it:
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