Jesse Metcalfe Gets Knocked OUT

This video was taken outside an L.A. club where Desperate Housewives star, er, actor, Jesse Metcalfe was “clubbing” as the kids like to call it. People.com reports:

A source tells PEOPLE the puncher in the video is Mams Taylor, the boyfriend of actress Taryn manning. According to another source, Metcalfe told friends that he was jumped because he had been talking to Manning that night. No immediate word from manning’s boyfriend on the scuffle.

I have to admit, I watched this video like 20 times and it made me happy every time. It’s like mint chocolate chip ice cream except it doesn’t give me the runs. Has Jesse Metcalfe never met a short buff dude before? Short buff dudes always give warning signs before they strike. It’s like how a rattlesnake shakes its tail. First, little buff dudes puff up, which he does. Then they’ll make contact with you in a disrespectful manner, which he does by gently tapping Metcalfe’s face. Then if you still don’t back down, it’s punch city, baby!

I like how Metcalfe goes down and then waits for some people to get in between them and THEN he makes his charge at them and is like, “trying” to get to the dude who punched him. Classic douchebag move. Well done, Metcalfe. Well done.

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