Where You've Seen Her: From TV to Modeling, Jessica Alba has been in nearly everything because she has literally the perfect body. MILF Status: Alba gave birth to a baby girl just this summer and has adopted the celebrity sterotype of...
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There's so much amazing technology out there for babies, that for some reason, doesn't make it's way in to the adult world. For instance, the other night I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a steak and Caesar salad. The waiter told me they make the...
Voting is our right. Sure. We should all be allowed to vote. But if I don't vote for whatever reason, I don't want the chick who played the female lead in "The Eye" telling me I'm an asshole. I'm only an asshole if I paid 3.99...
Earlier today we made reference to Jessica Alba becoming a mother, but there's more to the story. Much more! Actually, there's not really, I mostly just wanted to let everyone know they named her something stupid. People.com reports:
Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl.
Honor Marie Warren...
Age: 27
Let's Welcome The Newest Member Of The MILF Club: Jessica Alba gave birth to a bouncing, screaming, bloody baby girl on Saturday. The baby's douchebag father, it is being reported, also gave birth to a very big bag of douche (he's a douchebag.) Let's congratulate them both!
Pointless quote: “I've...
After seeing every last Hollywood starlet pump out a kid this past year, it's become clear to me that while pregnancy does wonders for the boob area, these women stop being the sexy goddesses we all worship and just turn into fat little versions of Homer Simpson. I don't care...
For the last four months I’ve been trying to formulate a plan that would allow me touch Jessica Alba’s boobs. I’m not going to go into details, but it involved a Honda Accord, three boxes of cheerios, a Hitler costume and Cincinnatti Reds outfielder Adam Dunn. Don't...
Cash Warren, Jessica Alba's boyfriend and all-around uber douche, started the site ibeatyou.com where people...um...try to beat each other at stuff like lip synching and movie quoting and...beards. (I'm serious.) On the site you can see Jessica doing a bunch of stupid crap like showing off a thumb trick or...naming...
According to usmagazine.com, Jessica Alba is scared of breastfeeding.
She says she recently had a dream and "it had to do with breastfeeding which is the only thing I'm paranoid about. More than giving birth."
A dream? What could have happened in that dream that caused her to freak out...
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