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MILF Monday: Jessica Alba

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Where You’ve Seen Her: From TV to Modeling, Jessica Alba has been in nearly everything because she has literally the perfect body. MILF Status: Alba gave birth to a baby girl just this summer and has adopted the celebrity sterot…

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Jessica Alba Wears Baby Well

posted 10/08/2008
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Photo courtesy of Lossip.com There’s so much amazing technology out there for babies, that for some reason, doesn’t make it’s way in to the adult world. For instance, the other night I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a steak a…

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Jessica Alba REALLY Wants You To Vote

posted 09/10/2008
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Voting is our right. Sure. We should all be allowed to vote. But if I don’t vote for whatever reason, I don’t want the chick who played the female lead in “The Eye” telling me I’m an asshole. I’m only an assh…

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Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Bask In Baby Glow

posted 06/08/2008
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Earlier today we made reference to Jessica Alba becoming a mother, but there’s more to the story. Much more! Actually, there’s not really, I mostly just wanted to let everyone know they named her something stupid. People.com reports:…

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Age: 27 Let’s Welcome The Newest Member Of The MILF Club: Jessica Alba gave birth to a bouncing, screaming, bloody baby girl on Saturday. The baby’s douchebag father, it is being reported, also gave birth to a very big bag of douche (he…

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Jessica Alba Takes Her Bikini To Pregnant-Town

posted 06/01/2008
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After seeing every last Hollywood starlet pump out a kid this past year, it’s become clear to me that while pregnancy does wonders for the boob area, these women stop being the sexy goddesses we all worship and just turn into fat little versi…

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Jessica Alba Loves D-bags And Sick Kids

posted 04/10/2008
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For the last four months I’ve been trying to formulate a plan that would allow me touch Jessica Alba‘s boobs. I’m not going to go into details, but it involved a Honda Accord, three boxes of cheerios, a Hitler costume and Cincin…

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Jessica Alba’s BF Will Beat You (Off)

posted 03/25/2008
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Cash Warren, Jessica Alba’s boyfriend and all-around uber douche, started the site ibeatyou.com where people…um…try to beat each other at stuff like lip synching and movie quoting and…beards. (I’m serious.) On the site…

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Jessica Alba Fears Breastfeeding

posted 01/23/2008
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According to usmagazine.com, Jessica Alba is scared of breastfeeding. She says she recently had a dream and “it had to do with breastfeeding which is the only thing I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth.” A dream? What coul…

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God Bless Jessica Alba’s Pregger Breasts

posted 01/10/2008
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Being pregnant has its ups and downs (and I should know. My water just broke.) On the downside: you puke quite a bit, you have to experience something called an episiotomy and you get weird cravings for pickled grapefruit and WD-40. But on the upsi…

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MILF Monday: Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Wears Baby Well

Jessica Alba REALLY Wants You To Vote

Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Bask In Baby Glow

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Takes Her Bikini To Pregnant-Town

Jessica Alba Loves D-bags And Sick Kids

Jessica Alba’s BF Will Beat You (Off)

Jessica Alba Fears Breastfeeding

God Bless Jessica Alba’s Pregger Breasts

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