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Did You Know: The Tall Man is the Worst Horror Movie Ever

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Jessica Biel and I are probably destined to be a couple and have a very passionate relationship and that’s why it pains me to write this article, but something needs to be done. I recently watched her movie The Tall Man and I am still unsettled.

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: August 31st

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Last week was a bunch of burgled turds, let’s be honest. The best offering was a movie about a bike messenger. Come on. This week is…well. It’s a different week, so, you know, that’s something. And maybe all of these movies are equally the best…

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Why Jessica Biel Should Be Engaged To Me, And Not Justin Timberlake

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Hey Jessica, See how I start this whole thing with Hey instead of the more formal Hello? That’s the kind of closeness you’ll get with me. I don’t mess around with the awkward first months of a relationship. I cut right to chummy, loving Heys and fa…

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Jessica Biel Starts Her Own Blog

Jessica Biel Starts Her Own Blog

When I was offered this job six months ago I thought “Does the world really need another blogger?” The answer was “no.” But then right after I asked myself that, I asked myself “Does the Justin really need a new TV?&…

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