At first I thought the ad above was an ironic joke. Like when they call fat guys "Tiny" or Jim Belushi "talented." But they seriously have an ad asking you to "Be Smart" with a picture of...
Here's a question: What do thirteen year old boys and Tony Romo have in common? If you answered "they both jack off to Jessica Simpson on their computer," you'd be right. I also would have accepted "They both have never won an NFL playoff game," as well as...
Once when I was in college, my 37 year old cousin who's fiancee had just left him, talked me into letting him come with me to a party my 18 year old neighbors were throwing. About 3 minutes in he jumped into a conversation a group of...
Above is Pizza Hut spokesman Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend, former Eastern Illinois quarterback Anthony Romo. So, apparently her t-shirt pissed off Pamela Anderson, who is big into animal protection and such, who said this on the radio:
Speaking on radio in Australia - the star slammed her rival...
Wow, it's a big news day for people who aren't in the news. Apparently jealous of Corey Haim getting his name back in the headlines, Seann William Scott (you know him as American Pie's Stifler, or the "Not Ashton Kutcher guy in Dude, Where's My Car") decided to let everyone...
It's usually a mistake when you let your parents or relatives get involved in your money making ventures. When I was twelve I had a lawn cutting business and my dad decided to come with me when I went door to door asking people if they needed their lawn cut,...
While every month is National Breast Awareness month, May is National Breast Cancer Awareness month, so it's good to see Jessica Simpson give her teetons a nice, thorough inspection. You can't be too young to check your heaving set of tight globes, slowly, maybe while biting your lower lip...and casually...
I once ate quesadillas and this weird chicken that came in a can, every day for three weeks in college because I was broke. Then I sold my textbooks back and went directly to an Outback Steakhouse and ordered some kind of beef item for every course including dessert. So...
While he's no Mike Ditka, Jeff Gordon or Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Romo put on quite a vocal performance at the Cubs game last weekend. He should give his girlfriend and noted Cowboy-killer Jessica Simpson a tip or two on how to belt out a beautiful song. (I think the...
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