Jessica Simpson Wants You To Buy Stuff

August 20th, 2008 | 10:04 pm
Jessica Simpson Wants You To Buy Stuff

At first I thought the ad above was an ironic joke. Like when they call fat guys "Tiny" or Jim Belushi "talented." But they seriously have an ad asking you to "Be Smart" with a picture of...

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