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25 Ridiculously Awesome Nativity Scenes

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If you believe in Jesus, then you believe in the power of a really awful nativity. Or an awesome one. It’s all relative.

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7 Bad Things to Do on Good Friday

7 Bad Things to Do on Good Friday

Turn Passion of the Christ Into a Drinking Game   Re-enact the Crucifixion With Your Pets   Carry Heavy Objects While Wearing a Snuggie  

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Nananananananana Bat Jesus!

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Hot Brazilian Chicks Ice Skating (TotalProSports)   The 10 Hottest Players (BleacherReport)   Modern Warfare 2: The Movie (Manofest)   Marissa Miller is Boob Tastic (Coed)   Lindsay Lohan Makin Money (LemonDrop)   The Fish T…

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Best Name Ever, or Worst Name Ever?

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2010BigGameCommercials   25 Hot Girls in Jerseys [Pics] (TotalProSports)   How To Bang The Senators Daughter (MadeMan)   Adolf Doesn’t Like The Nascar Change (AllLeftTurns)   Mel Gibson Will Call You Out (ScreenJunkies) &nb…

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25 Holy Images In Everyday Things

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Sadly, there were no holy tacos.  

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Inner Monologue of a Bethlehem Inn Keeper in 4 B.C.

Inner Monologue of a Bethlehem Inn Keeper in 4 B.C.

Tax season. What a bitch.  It’s good for business, though.  Sure, the people are all retarded, but retard sheckles are worth the same as non-retard sheckles, right? Alright, looks like this is the last customer of the night, then it&…

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It’s Christmas Time Now, Bitches!

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Hot Cheerleader’s That Move to Porn (TotalProSports)   Have A Very Turkey Vege (MadeMan)   Jeff Dunham Sucks (AllLeftTurns)   The 25 Awesomest Home Theaters (ScreenJunkies)   MMA Fame Is Different Than Normal Fame (Cagepo…

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25 Hilarious Jesus Pics

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 He’s come back to turn that frown upside down.   

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If There’s 1 Thing Jesus Hates More than Computers, It’s Old People

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Jessica Lowndes Cleavage (TheDailyFix)   Over 100 Beer Bong Babes (Coed)   Robot Chicken Girl Toys (AdultSwim)   Kid Mails Himself And Fails (LemonDrop)   Zip Line Testicle Destruction (EvilChili)   The Worst Products Of All…

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And Jesus Said Unto the Faith Tones: “Aw Hell Naw!”

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Christina Cavallari Bikini Pics (TheDailyFix)   Miss Coed August ’09 (Coed)   Breast Feeders Of The World Unite! (LemonDrop)   The 5 Cirlces Of Comic Hell (Cracked)   The Dumbest Cop Ever (EvilChili)   The U.S. Citize…

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How To: Make a Christian Horror Movie

How To: Make a Christian Horror Movie

Christian movies and Horror movies seem like they’re on opposite ends of the film spectrum, but we’d like to think that, with a little forward-thinking, we could make a pretty awesome Christian horror movie that could appeal to the blood…

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God Makes People Crazy

God Makes People Crazy

   via Everything is Terrible (one of the best sites on the internet)   This video features a massive congregation of crazy Christians doing what they do best: going crazy.  I definitely stood behind the second guy that gets sma…

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