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25 Ridiculously Awesome Nativity Scenes

If you believe in Jesus, then you believe in the power of a really awful nativity. Or an awesome one. It’s all relative.

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Abstinence + Rock = A Very Crappy Song

posted 05/11/2009
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Why do hardcore conservative weirdoes try so hard to reach our nation’s youngsters with corny crap like this? Every 16-year-old boy would murder baby Jesus with his bare hands to have a girl who wanted to have sex with him. If you real…

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Jesus Is In Your Cheese Toast

posted 04/24/2009
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Cheese toast, huh. Jesus is now appearing in cheese toast? Why doesn’t he ever show up in creme brulee or a beef wellington? Instead, he’s always showing up in asshole’s shitty pancakes or on a stale tortilla. You’d t…

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Jesusbusters Is An Awesome Movie

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Ribbons The Clown Is Very Good At Rapping

posted 04/23/2009
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Ribbons Rap Music Video – Watch more Funny Videos Normally, you’d think a ventriloquist clown who raps about Jesus with her monkey dummy would totally suck. Well, luckily for you, this video qualifies as "normally." &nbs…

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Hooked On Drugs?

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This Has To Be The Best Bacon Ever

posted 04/03/2009
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This Balloon Popped For Your Sins

posted 03/26/2009
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“Having A Vagina Full Of AIDS Is Not Funny”

posted 03/24/2009
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Vaginas Like AIDS – Watch more free videos You don’t even have to watch this whole video of this guy going on about why swearing is wrong. The first 35 seconds give you everything you need to brighten your day. (He’s apparen…

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And Finally Tonight, Jesus

posted 03/10/2009
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One of the biggest problems many people who live in modern times have with religion is that they just wish God would show up. I’ve heard many people say, "God used to show up all the time in the Bible, smoting here and ther…

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“In Between Commercials We Can Tell ‘Em About Jesus!”

posted 02/25/2009
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This is from a video called "Spritual Gifts And The Super Bowl." I think that’s all you really need to know about it. via videohomesystem

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Flying, Angry Jesus Is Going To Enjoy Smiting You

posted 02/09/2009
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And all along I thought Jesus was this nice guy who just wanted us to treat each other nicely and help the poor. Well, according to this Jehova’s Witness cartoon, I’m way off base. Apparently, the J man is some kind of fireball-t…

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25 Ridiculously Awesome Nativity Scenes

Abstinence + Rock = A Very Crappy Song

Jesus Is In Your Cheese Toast

Jesusbusters Is An Awesome Movie

Ribbons The Clown Is Very Good At Rapping

Hooked On Drugs?

This Has To Be The Best Bacon Ever

This Balloon Popped For Your Sins

“Having A Vagina Full Of AIDS Is Not Funny”

And Finally Tonight, Jesus

“In Between Commercials We Can Tell ‘Em About Jesus!”

Flying, Angry Jesus Is Going To Enjoy Smiting You

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