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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Genius Needs A Part-Time Job – Watch more Funny Videos You can listen but don’t get any idea,s we already hired this guy to shovel our shit.

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A Thank You Letter to the Makers of Malware and Viruses

posted 12/03/2010
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Dear Makers of Malware and Viruses, I love getting paid. We Internet writers don’t get paid much in comparison to other writing jobs out there, but my job is fun and freeing, and I like it. But do you know what the down side of that is? When …

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Maybe I’m Not Cut Out For Human Resources

posted 10/20/2010
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By Josh Abner – Human Resource Specialist Man, I just don’t get it. I know times are tough, but this is ridiculous. That’s the third rejection this week! I really thought I had this one. My skills were a perfect fit for the job de…

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5 Legitimate Reasons to View Porn at Work

posted 09/16/2010
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The National Science Foundation is in the news again. Normally, Holy Taco’s not big on the whole “science” thing, but luckily for us, this particular story focuses more on Internet pornography than it does clinical analysis. As it…

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My Life in Dishes

posted 08/02/2010
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No one likes work, that’s a fact you won’t find on Wikipedia, unless someone goes and puts it there. And even then it’ll be as shaky as everything else. But for the most part it’s true, few people enjoy their jobs. Not ev…

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The Unemployment Bingo Drinking Game

posted 02/26/2010
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We realize that many of our readers are currently unemployed, either because they’re in junior high, or because the current economy is shittier than DiCaprio’s Boston accent. We’ve been unemployed before and we know how much …

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Inner Monologue of a Guy at Work on Free Donut Day

posted 02/08/2010
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Hmm, free donuts, huh? I wonder if that means that something bad is about to happen. Like, "Sorry, you’re getting laid off. Have a donut." I wouldn’t be surprised. Well, anyway, I might as well ta…

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Dream Job

posted 01/22/2010
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Hot Chick Greases BF’s Bat at Baseball Game (TotalProSports) Lexus Brings Sexy Back (MadeMan) Jimmie Johnson’s New Book (AllLeftTurns) 20 Celeb Fails (ScreenJunkies) Mike Swick Weighs In (Cagepotato) 20…

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Confessions of a Ross Dress for Less Employee

posted 11/03/2009
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My first high school job was working as a Sales Associate at Ross Dress for Less. My best friend Dave also worked there. It was the best job in the entire f*cking world. Remember the movie Mannequin, where Andrew McCarthy just ha…

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What Your Employee Name Badge Really Says About You

posted 08/03/2009
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If you have a job, there’s a good chance that you have to wear a name badge. The type of name badge that you wear says a lot about you, but there’s a good chance that it’s not sending the message that you think it’s sen…

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A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose

posted 07/15/2009
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We all remember taking those career assessment tests in school, where you would answer a bunch of questions, and then the test would tell you what you should be when you grow up. Well, we’ve come up with a simpler, more realistic flowcha…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

A Thank You Letter to the Makers of Malware and Viruses

Maybe I’m Not Cut Out For Human Resources

5 Legitimate Reasons to View Porn at Work

My Life in Dishes

The Unemployment Bingo Drinking Game

Inner Monologue of a Guy at Work on Free Donut Day

Dream Job

Confessions of a Ross Dress for Less Employee

What Your Employee Name Badge Really Says About You

A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose

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