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Jessica Simpson’s Dad Tries To Sell Her Engagement

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It’s usually a mistake when you let your parents or relatives get involved in your money making ventures. When I was twelve I had a lawn cutting business and my dad decided to come with me when I went door to door asking people if they neede…

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Ashlee Simpson Pregnant. With Baby.

posted 05/28/2008
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I recently read Darwin’s “Origin Of Species” where he details natural selection and how only the strongest of the species will survive. I’m pretty sure if he knew that not only did Pete Wentz impregnate a woman, but most li…

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Pete Wentz Invites Joe Simpson To Bachelor Party

posted 05/15/2008
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You ever at the office on a Friday and you’re rounding up some of your friends to go grab a few beers when suddenly the really aggressive dude in sales is like “you’re getting brewskis? Where we gettin brewski’s at? Let…

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Ashlee Simpson’s Dad Likes Money A Lot

posted 04/16/2008
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Remeber when you’d get into a fight with your dad because he’d walk into the living room naked when you were had friends over and when you’d tell him why that wasn’t cool he’d respond with “I ain’t wearing …

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