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Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are Engaged

Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are Engaged

I used to have these neighbors in college who, every time any girls stopped by my apartment, my neighbor would suddenly appear with his guitar. He’d just come in and be like “oh, hey, I’m just getting back from class, what’…

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John Mayer Feels Bad He’s Doing Other Girls

John Mayer Feels Bad He’s Doing Other Girls

I think every time John Mayer bangs a really hot chick, by law Dave Matthews should at least get an HJ from her as well since he created the “effeminate music guy who bangs tons of chicks because his vague lyrics make women think he’s t…

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John Mayer Is Hiding Something

John Mayer Is Hiding Something

You see this car that would only be driven by a guy who is going through a mid-life crisis or trying to overcompensate for a serious case of flaming homosexuality? This is the car that 30-year-old John Mayer is driving around Los Angeles as you rea…

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John Mayer Bi-Sexual?

John Mayer Bi-Sexual?

On the left is HILARIOUS comedian and sometimes musician John Mayer. On the right is either a show pig from the county fair that looks like a human, or a human from the county fair that looks like a show pig. Either way a) it deserves a prize and…

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John Mayer Writes Secret Message

John Mayer Writes Secret Message

So, John Mayer (pictured here with one of many uber-hot chicks he did that proved to me there is no god) has a blog. And apparently on this blog, he writes notes to his fans and stuff and sometimes, he writes notes to chicks he used to bang that a…

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Carmen Electra’s Cleavage Honors John Mayer

Carmen Electra’s Cleavage Honors John Mayer

Um, Cosmo honored John Mayer as their “Fun Fearless Man of the Year” last night. And while I don’t like John’s music, I did enjoy his work on the Chappelle Show. So I can see where the “fun” part of the “aw…

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