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Negative Campaign Flyers Being Sent Around Today

Negative Campaign Flyers Being Sent Around Today

The day of the election, both sides pull some nasty tricks.  One of which is flood swing states with extremely negative flyers.  Here’s a few you may not have seen today.

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Holy Taco Photoshop Winners – McCain Zombie

Holy Taco Photoshop Winners – McCain Zombie

Image Courtesy of Last Contests Winner, Marcus L. We were bombarded with entries for this photoshop contest. A lot of people had similar ideas, so if you see a finalist that looks just like yours, but isn’t, it’s because someone else m…

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How To Spot Annoying McCain And Obama Supporters

How To Spot Annoying McCain And Obama Supporters

As the election draws closer, it seems that we’re getting bombarded by people who are devoted supporters of both parties. Here are some helpful ways that you can spot annoying McCain supporters and annoying Obama supporters so you can steer cl…

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If The 2008 Presidential Election Were An 80s Sitcom

If The 2008 Presidential Election Were An 80s Sitcom

If The 2008 Presidential Election Was A Sitcom – Watch more free videos If you read this site with any sort of frequency, you know we love opening credits sequences to 80s sitcoms. And since the best characters on television this year are the…

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Top Secret Blue Prints For Sarah Palin Robot Revealed!

Top Secret Blue Prints For Sarah Palin Robot Revealed!

Sarah Palin came out of absolutely nowhere.  It’s almost as if she just appeared one day.  So, we did a little journalistic investigating and we uncovered something quite shocking.  She’s a robot built by Karl Rove.  Here’s our pro…

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Sarah Palin Steps Up To The Mic

Sarah Palin Steps Up To The Mic

Do you think McCain is pointing to someone to say “You’re next, bitch!” or is it more of a “Check out how hilarious this pictures looks!” kind of point? via iheartchaos Other crap to look at: Clearly her mom is a strip…

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Sarah Palin Is McCain’s V.P.: 40-Year-Old Dudes Happy

Sarah Palin Is McCain’s V.P.: 40-Year-Old Dudes Happy

Pictured above is John McCain’s V.P., Sarah Palin, the Governor of Alaska. I think in this picture she’s saying “See, where I’m pointing is the amount of blood flow to your penis before I walked over here, and over here on …

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What’s On Obama’s Ipod?

What’s On Obama’s Ipod?

Being a presidential candidate is like being a professor at San Diego State University; You’re surrounded by complete idiots who can only seem to muster up questions that somehow relate to pop culture.  Thus, we get Obama telling us what̵…

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Lauren Conrad Loves John McCain

Lauren Conrad Loves John McCain

I’m undecided as to who I’m going to vote for. As of yesterday I was going to write in a vote for that ex-football player guy who played the RA in Saved By The Bell the College Years, just cause I think there were a couple situations w…

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John McCain: “Heidi Montag Is Talented”

John McCain: “Heidi Montag Is Talented”

If he’s willing to call Heidi Montag “talented” in order to get elected, here’s a few other quotes you’re going to be hearing from him in the future: “The Olive Garden is delicious. It feels just like I’m …

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Heidi Montag Votes For McCain

Heidi Montag Votes For McCain

So, a couple days ago I reported that Sarah Jessica Parker’s 5-year-old is endorsing Barack Obama.  Now, someone who probably urinates on themselves more frequently than SJP’s kid, has made her endorsement.  Usmagazine.com reports: Hill…

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