I’m undecided as to who I’m going to vote for. As of yesterday I was going to write in a vote for that ex-football player guy who played the RA in Saved By The Bell the College Years, just cause I think there were a couple situations with Zach and Slater going after the same girl that I thought he handled well. But now, with this new endorsement, this changes things. Usmagazine.com reports:
At the White House Correspondents’ dinner Saturday in Washington, D.C. Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson asked the crowd to cheer for which political party they want to win in this year’s presidential race.”I’m a new American so I’m trying to decide which party to vote for,” he said. “Should I vote for the Republicans?” Lauren Conrad “clapped wildly.”
Ferguson continued, “Or [should I vote for] the Democrats?”
At which point, “Conrad immediately placed her hands on the table and wrinkled her nose to her friend.”
I love that she made a stinky face when he asked who was voting democrat. That’s how I reacted when I graduated high school and my dad said “We should celebrate. Where’s the closest Red Lobster?” It’s good to know that that face can also be used to sum up her feelings on an entire political party. They should give her a show on MSNBC. I’d rather watch her than Keith Olbermann. Personally, I think if Lauren herself ran, she potentially could win. The only demographic she’d have trouble winning the support of would be African American voters, and I think a simple slogan that reaches out to them would solve that. Maybe something like this:
So, a couple days ago I reported that Sarah Jessica Parker’s 5-year-old is endorsing Barack Obama. Now, someone who probably urinates on themselves more frequently than SJP’s kid, has made her endorsement. Usmagazine.com reports:
“I’m voting for John McCain,” she tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now. “I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience,” she explains.
I don’t think she’s taken a real good look at McCain’s stance on the issues. I went to McCain’s website today and perused through his plans if elected president. I think she should take a look at this:
I was undecided as to who I was going to vote for in the presidential election. That is, until now! Usmagazine.com reports:
Add Angie Harmon to the list of celebrities publicly supporting their favorite presidential hopefuls.
Her pick? Republican John McCain.
“There are a lot more people in L.A. voting for McCain than you think,” Harmon said in the newest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now. “We have an underground Republican Party!”
The chick from one of the three Law & Orders is picking McCain?! Holy shit, the democrats are in trouble! They’re only hope is to win the endorsement of the “Can You Hear Me Now” guy from those Verizon commercials, otherwise it’s over folks, it’s over. In order to truly show you how little people in America give a fuck about Angie Harmon’s endorsement for President, I went ahead and made a color coded map of the United States.
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