Paris To Kardashian: You Have Fat Ass

I guess when you’re really famous for doing nothing, you get sorta pissed off when someone else gets more famous for doing even less. In Touch reports:

Paris Hilton has apologized to Kim Kardashian after insulting her former best friend’s most famous asset. “I would not want [Kim’s butt] - it’s gross!” Paris told a Las Vegas radio show on April 14. “It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Cottage Cheese inside a trash bag? First of all, Paris Hilton has never taken a trash bag out of a trash container in her life. Therefore somebody had to have said that about Kardashian in front of Paris, then Paris asked that person what that looks like, forcing the person to explain the analogy in great detail to Paris, and when Paris still didn’t understand, they had to just go get a trash bag and fill it with cottage cheese and say “See. This. This is what I mean.”

Secondly, there’s no cottage cheese inside Kim Kardashian’s ass cheeks. To make sure, I snapped a picture of her ass with a special camera I have that let’s me see what’s in people’s ass cheeks. Take a look:

Jon Benet, we hardly knew ye.

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