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The 12 Greatest Lines From Justin Bieber’s Lawsuit Deposition

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Photographer’s lawyer: Isn’t it true that Usher was instrumental in starting your career? Bieber: I was found on YouTube. I think that I was detrimental to my own career. [Ed. note: LMAO!]

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7 Possible Reasons Justin Bieber Pissed in that Bucket

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The world is buzzing with the new video of Justin Bieber allegedly urinating in a mop bucket at a nightclub. But is that really what the video shows? Do we know exactly what was going on? Do we know the context? No. All we know for sure is that…

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25 More Ignorant Things Justin Bieber Could Have Said

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The big news in the kiddie pop world this weekend was Justin Bieber showing up at the Anne Frank museum and in a fit of ignorance and blind, egotistical teenage pop superstardom he wrote in the guest book that Anne was a great girl and he hopes she …

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The Morning Jolt – Justin Bieber’s Official Response to the Baby Drama

The Morning Jolt – Justin Bieber’s Official Response to the Baby Drama

Our friend Ross is back delving into just how Justin Bieber feels about being accused of muddying a gene pool. This seems totally reasonable in every way.

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Ten Reasons Justin Bieber Is Not The Father

Ten Reasons Justin Bieber Is Not The Father

Oh my word, Biebys have in Biebys! what’s this world coming to?! Just Bieber, a young father? That’d be sad. He’s far too young and too successful to go and do something stupid like have a baby. He is, however rich and famous, and…

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An Open Letter to the Nude Sculpture of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

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Hey nude sculpture of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. How are you? Nude, obviously, but otherwise, is everything good? I’m good too. I just want you to know I’ve been thinking about you. Not because of our past or anything, you’re pretty new. …

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Prepare Yourself For An Article About The Worst News Article Ever Written

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There’s a lot of news to report out there in the world. With the internet being a technology that bridges the gap between people we are now able to report on absolutely anything, and we do. With this we are able to read about stories we maybe would…

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Understanding Justin Bieber Fan Reactions to his New Haircut

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There’s been much ado about Justin Bieber‘s haircut these last couple of days and,if you’re like us (normal) you not only don’t understand it, you really don’t give a squirt. But in the interests of the pursuit of kno…

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The Only 3 Bad Things That Have Ever Happened To Justin Bieber

The Only 3 Bad Things That Have Ever Happened To Justin Bieber

Yeah, I know. Short list. A top five list would’ve made more sense, but even after a serious research session, we could only come up with three bad things that have happened to the li’l fella. Turns out his life is still better than mos…

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Hey Sixteen-Year-Old Reader, Justin Beiber Has a Better Life Than You!

Hey Sixteen-Year-Old Reader, Justin Beiber Has a Better Life Than You!

Say what you want about his music, but when it comes to life, Justin Bieber’s winning.  At just sixteen years old, Bieber has already topped you. He’s had two chart-topping albums and a string of hot girlfriends. His awful, swooping, lego-man hair…

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5 Holiday Gifts for Your Obviously Gay Son

5 Holiday Gifts for Your Obviously Gay Son

Face facts. Your son is gay. Sure, you make him take karate lessons and force him to play little league, but those episodes of “Glee” on your DVR don’t lie. The important thing is to not be an ass about it. It’s time to man …

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