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Why Jessica Biel Should Be Engaged To Me, And Not Justin Timberlake

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Hey Jessica, See how I start this whole thing with Hey instead of the more formal Hello? That’s the kind of closeness you’ll get with me. I don’t mess around with the awkward first months of a relationship. I cut right to chummy, loving Heys and fa…

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25 Totally Special Justin Timberlake Fan Art Pics

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Justin Timberlake is all over the place again thanks to the movie Friends with Benefit and the tireless libido of women everywhere. Let’s enjoy the art he’s inspired. It’s fantatsic!

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Five Ways Justin Timberlake Can Save MySpace

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In case you weren’t aware, Justin Timberlake recently bought the internet equivalent of the abandoned gold-rush town known as MySpace. MySpace was purchased by Rupert Murdoch in 2005 for $580 million and now Timberlake, in partnership with an…

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Timberlake Robbed By Kutcher?

Timberlake Robbed By Kutcher?

When I was in third grade, I accidentally crapped my pants at recess. I quietly cleaned up and no one was the wiser. About a month later, this other kid crapped his pants at recess, and it ran down his leg and everyone was like, “oh my god,…

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Jessica Biel Starts Her Own Blog

Jessica Biel Starts Her Own Blog

When I was offered this job six months ago I thought “Does the world really need another blogger?” The answer was “no.” But then right after I asked myself that, I asked myself “Does the Justin really need a new TV?&…

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Justin Timberlake Plays Baseball?

Justin Timberlake Plays Baseball?

I actually don’t mind Justin Timberlake that much, but in this picture, he looks like the kid in little league who starts crying in the on deck circle because he knows how humiliating his upcoming at bat is going to be.  People.com, tell us w…

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