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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Go on a Date

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Setting: A busy, hip, urban restaurant. Waitresses dress like they are at the club, there is a wine list and a bottled water list. All food is served in dishes devoid of right angles. You can be Kobe beef sliders because they are whimsical. The…

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Great Moments in MTV Video Music Award History

Great Moments in MTV Video Music Award History

The MTV Video Music Awards are unparalleled in cultural significance. Year after year, the ceremony showcases the best that we as a society have to offer from the world of arts and entertainment. From Cindi Lauper’s incoherent ramblings in 19…

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2010 Douchebag Tournament: Trophy Presentation

2010 Douchebag Tournament: Trophy Presentation

The final round of the 2010 Douchebag Tournament has come to a close. It was a close competition, but we’ve got a winner:     That’s right: the winner of Holy Taco’s 2010 Douchebag Tournament is: KANYE WEST!   Befor…

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15 Interrupting Kanye Memes

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Because.  

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Inner Monologue of Kanye West at the VMAs Last Night

Inner Monologue of Kanye West at the VMAs Last Night

Man, what the f*ck is this shit?! Fourth row at the VMA’s? This is ridiculous.  My music video is one of the five videos that got nominated for everything tonight!  I should be front row, baby!  Instead they got those attractive…

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Obama Does Not Agree With Kanye

Obama Does Not Agree With Kanye

  Last night at the MTV Video Music Awards, Kanye West beat out Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton for world’s biggest douche. It was a close race, but Kanye went home with the trophy after his infantile outburst onstage. This is the b…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament: The Sweet 16

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  We had our closest matches yet yesterday, with a few games being decided by less than one percentage point (Coulter over O’Reilly, Francis over Mozilo and Trump over Thain) and a few other really close ones (Kanye over Cruise and PacMa…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 2

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   Welcome to the final day of the second round of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Between Coulter vs O’Reilly, Kanye vs Cruise and Glenn Beck vs Michael Moore, have got some massive match-ups today, so let’s get to it.   …

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 4

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  Welcome to the last and final day of the first round of HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Before we get to today’s matchups, here are the results from yesterday’s games.   Click here to see the updated bracket. &…

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Where The Hell Is Kanye?

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Kanye West Arrested At Airport

Kanye West Arrested At Airport

Going through the process of trying to get on an airplane sucks. You have to stand around quietly for a long time, then somebody yells at you to take your shoes off. If there was an old italian couple next to you who complained about minorities m…

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