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Six Awful Celebrity Couples That Should Split Up for the Sake of Humanity

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Famous couples that have made the Internet, the silver screen, television and everything else a little less bearable simply by being together. (Warning: There are three different Kardashians on this page.)

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Kanye West’s 2014 To Do List

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Kanye West is a busy man. He has to refer to himself as a god in a non-ironic way during interviews. He has to simulate sex with his girlfriend in terrible music videos. He has to interrupt awards shows (which he was doing well before the Taylor …

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25 Alternate Names for Kanye West’s New Album

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Kanye West’s new album is called Yeezus. He debuted 2 new songs on SNL – Black skinheads and New Slaves, the most predictably Kanye West named songs ever. Because if there’s one thing you can count on from Kanye West it’s over the top melodrama.

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Go on a Date

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Setting: A busy, hip, urban restaurant. Waitresses dress like they are at the club, there is a wine list and a bottled water list. All food is served in dishes devoid of right angles. You can be Kobe beef sliders because they are whimsical. The…

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Great Moments in MTV Video Music Award History

Great Moments in MTV Video Music Award History

The MTV Video Music Awards are unparalleled in cultural significance. Year after year, the ceremony showcases the best that we as a society have to offer from the world of arts and entertainment. From Cindi Lauper’s incoherent ramblings in 19…

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2010 Douchebag Tournament: Trophy Presentation

2010 Douchebag Tournament: Trophy Presentation

The final round of the 2010 Douchebag Tournament has come to a close. It was a close competition, but we’ve got a winner:     That’s right: the winner of Holy Taco’s 2010 Douchebag Tournament is: KANYE WEST!   Befor…

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15 Interrupting Kanye Memes

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Because.  

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Inner Monologue of Kanye West at the VMAs Last Night

Inner Monologue of Kanye West at the VMAs Last Night

Man, what the f*ck is this shit?! Fourth row at the VMA’s? This is ridiculous.  My music video is one of the five videos that got nominated for everything tonight!  I should be front row, baby!  Instead they got those attractive…

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Obama Does Not Agree With Kanye

Obama Does Not Agree With Kanye

  Last night at the MTV Video Music Awards, Kanye West beat out Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton for world’s biggest douche. It was a close race, but Kanye went home with the trophy after his infantile outburst onstage. This is the b…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament: The Sweet 16

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  We had our closest matches yet yesterday, with a few games being decided by less than one percentage point (Coulter over O’Reilly, Francis over Mozilo and Trump over Thain) and a few other really close ones (Kanye over Cruise and PacMa…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 2

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   Welcome to the final day of the second round of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Between Coulter vs O’Reilly, Kanye vs Cruise and Glenn Beck vs Michael Moore, have got some massive match-ups today, so let’s get to it.   …

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