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Inner Monologue of a Guy Getting Ready to Sing Thriller at Karaoke This Weekend

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WTF?! This is ridiculous.  Somebody else is singing another Michael Jackson song right before me?  I understand that the guy died, but that doesn’t mean you have to pound his entire music library into the ground.  I always sing …

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Scarlett Johannson Hates People Who Can Hear

Scarlett Johannson Hates People Who Can Hear

I’m not sure what it is about some actors, but they’re never happy just being actors. They’re always like “Acting is just my job, but my passion is (insert pretentious hobby). It’s like they don’t want to be ac…

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