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Karate Chop Fails In Convenient GIF Form

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The boards these wannabe ninjas are trying to break are a lot like Wednesdays: tough to get through.

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25 Kick Ass Monkeys

25 Kick Ass Monkeys

It goes without saying that monkeys are awesome in every way, but if a monkey starts throwing down, that’s a killer combo of awesome and terrifying. Mostly awesome though.

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Drunken Argument Friday: Old Karate Kid vs New Karate Kid

Drunken Argument Friday: Old Karate Kid vs New Karate Kid

When we took up the mantle here at Holy Taco we were told we had to engage in some social drinking in the office if we wanted to get anything done right. This was not a problem as most of us had been drinking mouthwash recreationally for years. T…

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Fight Scene or Gay Porn? You Decide!

Fight Scene or Gay Porn? You Decide!

  Everyone’s favorite game show where you vote to decide….Fight Scene or Gay Porn! Good luck contestants!   Hot Golfing Maidens (TotalProSports) Jamie Lynn Siegler Hotness (BleacherReport) Hot Weather Girls from Around the Wor…

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Geeze. What a Bitch.

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Smashing Boards With Your Head Looks Like Fun

Smashing Boards With Your Head Looks Like Fun

  I’ll be honest, if I could break a wooden board with my head I would probably do it all the time. It would be a great way to impress girls, show off at parties and generally look like a bad ass. If I couldn’t break a board with m…

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Mr. No Legs Is Going To Kick The Crap Out Of You (Well, Not Literally)

Mr. No Legs Is Going To Kick The Crap Out Of You (Well, Not Literally)

  At first glance, you probably think you could totally take someone named "Mr. No Legs" in a fight. He’s sitting there in his wheelchair, having no legs. You’re standing there on two perfectly good legs. The odds are in …

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There’s a Starfish Hitler In This Video

There’s a Starfish Hitler In This Video

  What the hell am I going to say about "Starfish Hitler" that’s going to add anything at all to this video. I just want to know the writer’s thought process when he wrote:   "INT. FOREST – DAY: A starfish…

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