Every day I get dozens of emails that end up in my junk folder because they suck so much, mindless technology even understands how little I want to read them. Once or twice a week I will scan my junk mail, just in case something slipped through the…
When I wrote about the 2010 Kardashian Christmas card, I had no idea the card would be a yearly tradition on par with repeat viewings of It’s A Wonderful Life and vomiting egg nog in to the Christmas tree base, thus making the tree exude a wonderfu…
This week the news has been dominated by Kardashians, Biebers, allegations of Jon Stewart racism, Juggalos becoming a recognized gang and who got voted off Dancing with the Stars, which is apparently still a thing. You may be surprised to learn th…
Ladies and Gentlemen, it seems we have some breaking news coming in to the Holy Taco Newsplex. It appears that the famed Kardashian family has just released their annual family Christmas card and…well, all them bastards can go to hell and burn in t…
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