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The Saddest Email of All Time

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Every day I get dozens of emails that end up in my junk folder because they suck so much, mindless technology even understands how little I want to read them. Once or twice a week I will scan my junk mail, just in case something slipped through the…

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OOOh Snap! The New Kardashian Christmas Card Just Dropped, Son!

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When I wrote about the 2010 Kardashian Christmas card, I had no idea the card would be a yearly tradition on par with repeat viewings of It’s A Wonderful Life and vomiting egg nog in to the Christmas tree base, thus making the tree exude a wonderfu…

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How to Make Real News More Interesting

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This week the news has been dominated by Kardashians, Biebers, allegations of Jon Stewart racism, Juggalos becoming a recognized gang and who got voted off Dancing with the Stars, which is apparently still a thing. You may be surprised to learn th…

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Holy Taco’s Video of Day – Kardashian Kar Krash

Holy Taco’s Video of Day – Kardashian Kar Krash

Why are the Kardashian girls such fame whores? Genetics!

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The New Kardashian Family Christmas Card Has Been Releaahh who cares?

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Ladies and Gentlemen, it seems we have some breaking news coming in to the Holy Taco Newsplex. It appears that the famed Kardashian family has just released their annual family Christmas card and…well, all them bastards can go to hell and burn in t…

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He’s Trained to Attack Talentlessness

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Help Someone Marry Kayden Kross (drunkenstepfather)   Guy Chops Tree Onto House (ejb)   Top 10 Hangover Cures (askmen)   Mindi Smith is HOT (gorillamask)   Baboon Hitchhikers Gettin’ Dirty on a Car (evilchili)   Andy M…

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