Adriana Lima And Karolina Kurkova Write Slowly

So last night, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova were signing autographs at a Victoria’s Secret in the Grove Mall in Los Angeles.  I went there with a camera man, ready to ask people in line stupid questions, but was kicked out before I even fully removed the camera from my back pack.  I should have known there’d be a lot of security at a place where rich people go.  If the signing had been in Compton I could have been strapped with  dynamite wearing a suit made out of cameras and no one would have said shit.

Anyway, I managed to work my way back in line, just so I could get Adriana Lima to sign my picture of Major League Baseball player Jose Lima, (I was going to have her write  “It’s Lima time in my pants”) but after waiting in line for 2 hours and moving eight feet, a lady came out and told us “the models are done signing stuff.”  I was probably number 100 in line and in two hours, they didn’t get to me.  Apparently it’s really hard to write YOUR FUCKING NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER because they couldn’t even do it 50 times in two hours.  Anyway, here’s some pics from the event.  I’m not bitter at all.

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Taco Belle: Karolina Kurkova

Age: 23

Where you’ve seen her: Karolina Kurkova has been a Victoria’s Secret Angel, appeared in numerous magazines and starred in a movie called “My Sexiest Year” with wuvvable wittle Frankie Muniz. I don’t care if Karolina is in this movie. If it shows Frankie gettin’ it on, it’s coming off my Netflix queue.

Tantalizing tidbit: Her father is Josef Kurka, a Czech basketball player. Whether or not Karolina can pull off a two handed jam remains to be seen. (I told you I wasn’t going to watch “My Sexiest Year.”)

She once said: “Mother Nature made me the way I am, and I should be happy.”

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