MILF Monday: Kate Beckinsale

November 10th, 2008 | 05:45 am
MILF Monday: Kate Beckinsale

 Age: 34 Where you've seen her: Kate Beckinsale said stuff in Van Helsing, Pearl Harbor, Vacancy and Click. All of those movies sucked, but you didn't care because you got to see Kate Beckinsale saying stuff. Tantalizing trivia: She's made...

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