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I have one of those “things” for Kate Beckinsale. It’s very similar to the “things” I have for orgasms, beer and female genitalia (which, if you remember, Kate also has a “thing” for.) These red dress photos might give you one of those “things” too. Or maybe they’ll just make you want to hump stuff.
I love how celebrities will pretty much do anything, no matter how stupid it is, as long as you tell them what they’re doing is an homage to something a French person did. Is it just me, or is it a little creepy when Kate Beckinsale poses in this. Someone needs to teach her how to do that. It reminds me of the dance little kids do when they celebrate the first shit they took in a toilet. Still though, she’s really hot and I thank who ever B.S.’ed her into doing this.
Sometimes you just love your genitals so much you have to tell Allure magazine about it. According to egotastic.com:
Speaking to Allure magazine, Kate Beckinsale reveals: “I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”
Kate sinks to lower depths when asked about her best feature. She gushes: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”
After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: “My twat.”
I don’t think anyone would mind if Kate really wanted to walk her vagina down the red carpet. In fact, I would guaran-damn-tee that the Oscar ratings would be much, much, much, much higher than they were this year. C’mon Beckinsale, take one for the team.
Where you’ve seen her: She said stuff in Van Helsing, Pearl Harbor, Vacancy and Click. All of those movies sucked, but you didn’t care because you got to see Kate Beckinsale saying stuff.
Tantalizing trivia: She’s made a career of being the second choice. She replaced Charlize Theron in Pearl Harbor and Sarah Jessica HorseFace Parker in Click. This should be an inspiration to all you actresses out there. If you’re hot enough, uglier actresses will turn down roles and desperate directors will cast you no matter how shittily you read your lines.
Is she really a MILF? Oh lord yes. Her water broke and everything when she had a daughter (Lily Mo Sheen) with boyfriend Michael Sheen in 1999.
Every time I walk into a Target department store I see nothing but fat tubs of shit piling bag after bag of Peanut Butter Combos into their Rascals. Now, everyone knows the Peanut Butter flavored Combos are the best ones, so I can’t really disagree with their taste, but it’s not really something I want to look at. If I knew sexually attractive people like Kate Beckinsale went to this store I would get a job there. Are there any openings in the “Please let me have sex with you” aisle?
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