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MILF Monday: Kate Beckinsale

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  Age: 34 Where you’ve seen her: Kate Beckinsale said stuff in Van Helsing, Pearl Harbor, Vacancy and Click. All of those movies sucked, but you didn’t care because you got to see Kate Beckinsale saying stuff. Tantalizing trivia: S…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Arizona Diamondbacks WS DVD

Give-A-Wednesday: Arizona Diamondbacks WS DVD

Write a caption for this photo of Kate Beckinsale and her little red friend and you can win a copy of The Arizona Diamondbacks 2001 World Series Collector’s Edition DVD Set. It’s great for reminiscing back to a time when baseball player…

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Kate Beckinsale Is Better Red Than Dead

Kate Beckinsale Is Better Red Than Dead

I have one of those “things” for Kate Beckinsale. It’s very similar to the “things” I have for orgasms, beer and female genitalia (which, if you remember, Kate also has a “thing” for.) These red dress photo…

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Kate Beckinsale Dances In Her Underwear

Kate Beckinsale Dances In Her Underwear

I love how celebrities will pretty much do anything, no matter how stupid it is, as long as you tell them what they’re doing is an homage to something a French person did. Is it just me, or is it a little creepy when Kate Beckinsale poses in…

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Kate Beckinsale Loves Her Bits

Kate Beckinsale Loves Her Bits

Sometimes you just love your genitals so much you have to tell Allure magazine about it. According to egotastic.com: Speaking to Allure magazine, Kate Beckinsale reveals: “I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of peo…

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MILF Monday: Kate Beckinsale

MILF Monday: Kate Beckinsale

Age: 34 Where you’ve seen her: She said stuff in Van Helsing, Pearl Harbor, Vacancy and Click. All of those movies sucked, but you didn’t care because you got to see Kate Beckinsale saying stuff. Tantalizing trivia: She’s made a c…

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Kate Beckinsale is Right on Target.

Kate Beckinsale is Right on Target.

Every time I walk into a Target department store I see nothing but fat tubs of shit piling bag after bag of Peanut Butter Combos into their Rascals. Now, everyone knows the Peanut Butter flavored Combos are the best ones, so I can’t really di…

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