Creepy Or Sexy?: Katie Holmes

If you would have told me a year ago, I’d be doing a Creepy Or Sexy for Katie Holmes, I would have said to you “What the f*&k is a creepy or sexy? Get away from me, I have to go back to work at my shitty restaurant.” But I also would have said Katie Holmes is sexy as a mo-fo.

Now, she’s way into a creepy cult, married to a way creepy dude, and she just got a hair cut that makes her look like I did in third grade. Now, I’m sure some of you would say “Hey, I’d bang the crazy out of her.” Maybe, but what happens if you try, and fail, and now you’ve angered her and she’s still crazy? I’m not taking that chance. But it’s not about me, it’s about you. So…is she creepy or sexy?

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MILF Monday: Katie Holmes

Age: 29

Where you’ve seen her: Katie Holmes has been in “Dawson’s Creek,” “The Ice Storm” and “Teaching Mrs. Tingle.” But you know her best from her current reality series called “I Used To Be Normal, But I Am Now Cult Robot Wife Long Live L. Ron.” Which is more of a tragedy than a comedy.

Is She Really A MILF: Yeah, on April 18, 2006 her and some guy (I can’t remember his name) had the cutest little tiny robot child that is expected to take of the world sometime in 2024. Sounds like fun!

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